Ep. 19 - Step Brother Bear by G.M. Fairy

Come one, come all for it is another chaotic G.M. Fairy episode! Chloe introduces us to Fairy's latest release while JC desperately tries to shove in Brother Bear (2003) facts. There are step-siblings, there are bears, and there are invasive species threatening delicate ecosystems.

PS) Check out Chloe's sick bear meme.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:07

I'm sorry, what?

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Welcome to the city.

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What's up, it's colliterature! I'm Chloe. I'm JC. And we're here. We're back. It's been a minute. We're so back, dude. We're well, we're kind of back. We haven't recorded in a minute because uh I got overwhelmed with work. And then JC took us on a really romantic trip to Chile.

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You're welcome.

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To Santiago.

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Yeah, my Yeah, I I took us there on my on my massive salary.

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I took us there on my massive points for traveling, and you took us there on your massive autistic desire to learn languages.

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Yes.

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And have a great time.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And and be in places where there were um fascist uprisings.

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You do love a little place with some political knowledge, some political some political drama. We did Vietnam.

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Yeah.

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You love the South.

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Love the South.

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Love Chile.

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Yes.

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And we're looking at other places that are political uprisings.

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Yeah, you gotta you gotta have a place. Uh so see, like the problem with like um a lot of places, they don't have enough interesting political uprisings, at least in like the 20th century, which is the part of history I'm especially interested in. Uh so I gotta take us to uh like there there haven't been enough like interesting political uprisings in like Paris.

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No, not in a while.

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No, I I got that's why I gotta I gotta take us to like um the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

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Oh, please don't.

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Or Angola.

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No, no, no, absolutely not. Uh JC What? J What? JC, what have you been reading, you weirdo?

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Oh, what have I been reading?

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What have you been reading?

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I've been reading uh a novel called uh uh Nazi Literature in the Americas by Roberto Bologno.

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Because you love a fascist uprising.

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I do.

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Yep.

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Um it is it's kind of a I love Roberto Bologno. I know I think the third novel of his that I've read. Um this one's not so much a novel, it's essentially like a um it's a fake encyclopedia of fake right wing um writers, authors, people within like the writing world in the Americas, mostly South America.

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I would imagine he is in South America.

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Uh yeah, Roberto Bologno, well not at the time. Roberto Bologno uh is Chilean. Um a lot of the uh writers he talks about, especially in like the first section, are um or tend to be from like Chile or Argentina.

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Um that's where a lot of fascists are.

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That's where a lot of fascists are. Um yeah, like I think there's two in the United States. There's a handful in Mexico. He talks about like one in, I think like Cuba. No. Like in like uh pre-Castro.

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Never mind, that makes more sense now.

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Um it it's it's fun. Um it's a pretty fun book. It's mostly Roberto Bologno has kind of an odd relationship to the larger uh Latin American writing establishment. Um he both deeply respects those that came before him and also loves to start beef. He's a dramatic petty bitch. That's why you love him. Um that's why I love him. For example, he like um he would he would um when the book The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende came out, he really railed against it uh in in uh uh like very publicly, was like this book is garbage trash. Um it's just like uh by general consensus not true. Um but uh so it's the book itself is kind of this railing against the Latin American or American literary establishment's um self-perceived kind of higher-mindedness away from something as uh gauche as fascism. Um and so it's about you know a lot of stuff like you know, he has like a case like a lot of the characters are based on like real uh individuals or real figures. He loves to do that shit. He loves to do that shit. Um so it's it's a lot of fun. I really liked it. Um it was also interesting because it's not uh Roberto Bologno usually loves these like really long overarching narratives, at least in the other two I've read of him. Granted, those are both long overarching narratives.

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No, I know that you can work it into a 2666.

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Um Yeah, uh I've read 2666 and The Savage Detectives. Yep. Um and so I uh it was interesting to read these kind of smaller, more self-contained, uh what are essentially short stories. Um yeah, it was a lot of fun. I liked it a lot. Um I read it on a plane. Uh so that that that did admittedly. I always feel weird. I try not to read books I'm gonna have to be too into on a plane. Because when I'm on a plane, I'm both um extremely distracted and tired.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're never like in your best mind when you're on a plane. That's why when people are like, I work on the plane, I'm like, oh, you're crazy.

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Yeah, yeah, oh, you just want to do your work wrong.

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Oh, okay. No, that's fine. Like it's cool.

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Um, so I think um I think I mean, re you know, as you said, we recently went to Chile and I found um I think most of Roberto Bologno's novels I didn't already have. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 5:51

Um And then you got your sweet, sweet wife to lay down her visa and pay out the fucking ass for every rebirth. You looked baby girl, go choose something. I'm gonna treat you good.

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That's right. Treat you good. That's right. You're my you're my sugar mama.

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I'm your sugar mama.

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For books.

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For for everything.

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What have you been reading?

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I've read a lot since we last recorded, but what I really want to talk about is uh, of course, my sweet, sweet loves uh new book. Uh this is Lizzie Strong. Again, we love Lucy Strong.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Um she just put out the third and final uh novel of the Rosemont Manor series, um, which is called How to Woo the Undead. Um it's super cute. Like the others, it's a little bit goth, a little bit cringe, a little bit sweet. It's like a low fantasy uh type of thing. This one is about the zombie orc that works for the tentacle lich finding love in a zombie high fee haunted by her previous inhabitants spirit.

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Sure. Kind of finding love in a hopeless place.

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Kind of finding love in a hopeless place, the hopeless place being the haunted forest where the lich and his baddies live. Um this one is fun. Um the the big zombie orc is uh sexually submissive a lot of the time.

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Nice.

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Uh the uh fairy fee uh is written very like uh autistic ADHD kind of representation.

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Okay, that's fun.

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Um a lot of uh her character traits is like she takes things very literally, she's not sure when people are making jokes or being sarcastic, but like she wants to be funny too. Um it's a lot of like stuff that reminds me of you when you were like Huh? Um a lot of stuff that reminds me of you when you were like, yeah, I practice faces in the mirror so I can better understand people.

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Well when I was like younger, yeah.

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No, and I've seen you talk when there's a mirror.

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No, no, no, no, no. I would never do an alma-grown man.

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When there's a mirror behind me, you're like making faces trying to see what it looks like.

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Yeah, I gotta see what my face. I don't know what my face looks like.

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Girl, your face looks very handsome.

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Oh, thank you.

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You look like a sexy Santa Claus.

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I have a very important question about this uh this piece of literature.

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Okay, yes.

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Um Does he does he uh accidentally does he jerk off so hard he accidentally pulls his dick off and then also wears his girlfriend's pants?

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No, this is not like how to lose a zombie in ten days. Uh he is a zombie, he can replace his penis, so he like tries to like impress her by like taking his normal giant penis and like replacing it with a bunch of tentacles.

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Oh, sure.

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Or like putting on one with a knot because they're zombie yes.

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I'm so sorry to interrupt.

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No, it's okay. You love to do that.

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I have a question. I know you are e the tentacle penis.

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Okay, tell me more.

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He he works for like Cthulhu or whatever, right?

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No, no.

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Does he not?

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No, he works for he works for a sea serpent lich.

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Okay. Does that guy have tentacles? He has a tentacle penis. That guy's a tentacle penis? Yeah. It's called a pleasure tentacle. First of all, ooh. Second of all, kind of kind of my culture is not your costume.

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No, but he's like, he's allowed.

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He's kind of doing blackface, but on his penis?

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Black penis?

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Well, it I don't know. As soon as I said it, I knew I shouldn't have. I wanna throw that out. As soon as I said it, I knew I shouldn't have.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

Uh yeah, that was kind of awful.

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Cut this out.

SPEAKER_04 9:26

No. Um no, I won't, first of all. Uh see yeah, no, he adds like a he makes like um Okay. I want to explain this because I find the concept fascinating. Uh so he can like he's he his penis is stitched on.

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Yes, this is.

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So he can like use a seam ripper and take his dick off and it doesn't harm him.

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I know.

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I know. Um, and then he like grab grabs a bunch, not one, a bunch of tentacles. And he has like a collection of like seven of them, I think. Where there's like three on each side.

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It's too many.

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And then like a one long, thick one that's like a pleasure tentacle in in the center that he can like use in the vagina, but the rest of them are to like massage and like shove in her butt and like mess with her clit and shit. Oh, okay. Her fairy clit, her flit. Um so yeah, no, I found that fascinating that he was like, it's like a bouquet of tentacles, and I was like, Bet, crazy, go off, king. Um, but also this is a man who knows how to sew. So like go off.

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You sew that is pretty true, yeah.

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He's just like collecting tentacles to like shove on his dick.

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Yeah, the Matthew McConaughey zombie from the How to Lose a Zombie in Ten Days did not know how to sew.

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He did not know how to sew. He could have never.

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He could never.

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Never. Anyway, guess what? What? It's a Chloe episode.

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It's a Chloe episode.

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Ah!

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You know what that means? We're talking about a fun book.

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Means I'm gonna riff.

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You were gonna riff like a motherfucker.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna be talking.

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God, you always be talking.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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And we're reading a book that I know you're gonna fucking riff on like it's nobody's business.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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We are talking about GM Ferry's new book.

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Okay.

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GM Ferry, of course, is the one who wrote our very first podcast subject matter, which was the uh veggie tales that are bisexual and polyamorous.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. She also wrote, um, what's that one I read? Romancing the Rat.

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Romancing the Rat, yes, yes, yes. She read that one. She wrote that one. She also is, of course, the one with the Shrek books, the B movie books. Yeah. Uh she's writing a uh another polyamorous book right now. Uh I don't remember what it's called, but it's about Peter Pan and Captain Hook and shit like that.

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Um sure.

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Yeah, and this one I was really excited for. Uh, the art that came out for it when she first announced this was amazing. Also, who doesn't love the name? It is Stepbrother Bear.

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That's pretty funny.

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I know, right?

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I based on based on hit film uh Brother Bear.

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It's based on quite a few things. Um, very much. Do you remember the TV show? Do you remember the TV show Life with Derek?

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Yes.

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Did you ever get like weird fanny flutter vibes?

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Did did I in in my own fanny?

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Yes.

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No.

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Your male fanny. You're outie.

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But I've also I don't know if I've actually talked about this w uh widely on on microphone.

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On on the mic. Say what's up, King.

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Uh on the mic, in the stew.

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Um in our stew, our living room.

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In our stew. Um, which is I didn't really watch like a lot of um TV shows that people my own age watched. I watched shit that like my dad liked.

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So you did you never see Life with Derek?

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I saw episodes of it because my neighbor growing up watch was a Disney Channel kid, and Life with Derek came on Disney Channel, and I remember because um my younger sister liked going over there and watching Disney Channel, but she couldn't distinguish the difference between she was like at that age where she kind of couldn't distinguish the difference between the shows, and so they would do like an episode of Life with Derek, and then immediately afterwards it would be an episode of Hannah Montana. Yeah. And sh my sister just thought they were the same show.

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Okay, do you remember anything about Life with Derek?

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I've seen the clip of like the end of the show where he's like stepbrother. Which is crazy.

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So I'm just gonna put out there right now, that's exactly the vibe of this entire movie.

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Nice.

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Um, it is big based on Life with Derek.

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Nice.

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Uh I think Brother Bear is just kind of like a good name, but it's definitely like Life with Derek Coded.

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For sure.

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Um, so just know that, getting into it.

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Okay, so Derek is Keenai.

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Sure!

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From Brother Bear.

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No, totally. Yeah, totally.

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Okay. Um Coda. The the little boy bear.

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Or alternatively, the sexy sister bear.

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Oh, that's uh that's Brother Bear 2.

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That's Brother Bear 2, yeah, exactly. Okay, so you ready to get into it, you weird freak?

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Yes.

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Okay. So we only have like five characters.

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Okay.

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So it's gonna make it nice and easy. Uh we have our female main character, her name is Isabella.

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Nice.

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Uh she is the daughter of like a very traditional, kind of like my mother person, where she's like, you have to be pretty all the time for the boys, and you have to perform for the boys. This mom is described as being very like um beauty pageant mom coded, so she wants Isabella to be like very thin, very pretty, very blonde. And Isabella's definitely not like a a a fat FMC. Um, she's just like more curvy. She's too voluptuous type of thing.

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Yeah, she's kind of way too voluptuous.

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She's too sexually attractive.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Um, we have her stepbrother.

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Okay. His name is Derek. Okay. Kind of giving life with Derek.

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Kind of giving life with Derek.

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Okay.

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Um, Derek, you want to guess his one his one important part of his trait that that that's gonna matter here?

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Is it that he is is it that he's a bear?

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He's a bear shifter. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, okay, sure.

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Because he's a bear. Okay. Step he's the stepbrother of the bear.

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Oh, so he controls when he's a bear.

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Well, kind of.

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Because in in the movie it's very important. Kenai does not control when he's a bear.

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No, he doesn't.

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Kind of the spirits do that to him.

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I mean the spirits of horniness do that to Derek. What? Anyway.

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I don't think the spirits are horny in the movie.

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Anyway, there is um the mom who I've mentioned. Uh, this is uh Isabella's mom.

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Okay.

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Derek's dad.

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Okay.

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Piece of shit. And then there is Isabella's ex-boyfriend.

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Oh, okay.

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His name is Lewis. And then there's one high school friend whose name I never cared about. She's just called high school friend.

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Oh, okay. And that's it.

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That's everyone.

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That's everyone. That's everyone. Okay, so there's no Sidka or Denali from Brother Bear. I'm just gonna keep revealing how much I remember this movie. Which isn't, it turns out is a lot.

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I need you to move on to a new bit.

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Does Isabella kill Sidka?

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I need you to move on to a new bit.

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I'm gonna do this at least three more times.

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Okay, three more. Three more sit. Okay.

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Okay.

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We're gonna start. Okay. So Isabella used to live in New York City. She was dating Lewis, she was having a great fucking time. Uh-huh. Um, Lewis broke up with her. She quit her job, um, and she's moving back to her parents' house, uh, which is in Connecticut, which makes a lot of sense. Um so Does it make a lot of sense? Wealthy people live in Connecticut, and this mom seems really wealthy and annoying, so yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

When do they go to Alaska?

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JC. That's two.

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That's one. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm gonna give it a I'm gonna give it a little cushion of time.

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Um, on the way to Connecticut from New York City, which by the way, does not take very long to drive between those two places.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

Yeah, it seems like I mean, I guess if there's traffic.

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I literally drove from JFK to Connecticut once. Well, I didn't drive, I was in a taxi. Um and it was like maybe 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

Oh, someone got the you you were in the express lanes.

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Yeah, or I had a I was going to Connecticut. Um, so on the way uh to Connecticut, the mom is calling her and being like, we have to get you like a hair appointment and we should get you a gym membership, and we gotta get your nails done, like you have to look good, um, and just constantly being like, We should we should change everything about you. Um she's like fucking great, now I'm going home. Um once she gets to the house, her mom is like, by the way, Derek is here, and Isabella's like fuck. Because her and Derek did not have a good relationship growing up. What? Kind of like kind of like life with Derek. Kind of like life with Derek. Um so we get some background information. Uh Derek's dad and Isabella's mom got married when Isabella was about like 10, 11, 12, somewhere in there.

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Okay.

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Um Derek's a few years older, uh, so he would have been like 13, 14, 15.

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Nice.

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I don't know. Clearly I didn't remember the names or ages or whatever. Um, and they've always kind of been tense. Like he's been kind of picking on her. She's kind of like gotten up in his face like sassy girl.

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Okay.

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Um on her 17th birthday, when Derek would have been like 19.

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Nice.

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Um, she invited some people over for a pool party because they're wealthy.

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Um Yeah, a pool in Connecticut is uh that's wealthy people shit. Because that's you that's only available like three months out of the year.

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Exactly. That's why we don't have to care about the mom that much. She's like a wealthy person.

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Fuck her. Fuck her.

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Fuck her.

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Fuck her. Um, anyway, uh so she invited a few people over, but Derek ended up turning it into a rager by inviting all of his friends over. Um, and he's like getting people really drunk and like providing a bunch of alcohol, and he like throws Isabella in the pool and she's like pissed as fuck because she like really wanted to impress a boy that was there, but Derek's like up in her shit.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna throw something out here a little bit, which is that um just off-rip. I don't know that a lot of people know this. Uh throwing a girl in the pool is extreme horny behavior. If a if you're a girl, if you're if you're of of the uh uh feminine persuasion and a a a fella um picks you up and throws you in the pool, um, he wants to bone you. That's um the I'm not doing this as like a um if a boy is mean to you, it just means he likes you. I'm doing it because uh I knew a guy when I worked at the pool, and what he would tell me was um you gotta throw a girl like um if you like if you're like messing with like a girl you like, throw her in the pool, because number one, you get to see her wet, and number two, you like get to pick her up, and then like your hands can kind of go wherever.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

That's what?

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I'm not saying he was right to say that. What I am saying is I'm the inside track on this.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

Haha, you can assault her a little bit when you pick her up.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

No, we didn't mean it like that. He meant like you meant like you can pick her up, you can kind of like touch her butt a little. Yeah, that's still a little bit. I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

Yeah, it's still solved. Uh cool cool novel that still solved. Anyway, so he threads her in the pool. Yeah, horny behavior. Totally. Uh all of a sudden, the cops raid this party. Oh, sure. Like it's a fucking drug sting. Uh everyone starts running. Uh she's like, oh my god, this was supposed to be my birthday. Derek grabs her and they run into um the fucking pool shed.

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Okay. Yeah, this is also the horny behavior.

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Um, when they're in the pool shed, there's like some hate. She like, it's really small, right?

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So they're like against each other.

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Um, and there's some hateful flirting um where she's like, Why are you hard? And he's like, I gotta stay hard, it's not for you. What? And yeah, and sh he's like, Oh, why are you pressing your buoys into me? And she's like, I'm not, they're just always in the way. Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

Um is he a 12?

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He's 19. Um, and then the cops open up the little door and they get caught.

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But anyway, that was the last time the cops are like, I don't like what's happening in here.

SPEAKER_04 20:55

That was like apparently like one of the last times she saw him before she left for New York City because he's like never really home.

SPEAKER_00 21:01

Um does he live?

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We're gonna get into it. Oh, okay. JC's favorite tagline, at this point, we don't know.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

At this point we don't know.

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At this point, we don't know. Um, okay, so he wasn't really around a lot because throughout childhood he was sent away to a boarding school.

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Okay, bad kid vibes.

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Isabel never questions us. She's like, yeah, of course. I go to normal school, Derek goes to boarding school, no questions there. Can I ask a quick question here? Of course.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

I'm I I imagine we're going to get a little bit more into this. It sounds like that's what you're ramping up to. Maybe you weren't maybe you didn't mean to drop this, but I know it now. Um, are bear shifters common in this world?

SPEAKER_04 21:41

We don't know yet.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Oh, okay. So this is something we're this is something we we get a little more on this show.

SPEAKER_04 21:46

We get a little more. You just need to know that he you needed to know that the title of stepbrother bear does mean that there is a bear involved and the bear is and the bear is not fucking brother bear. It's not, it's not the spirits. I just had to put that out there too.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

It's not the spirits, it's It's not because he has to take care of the bear's son that he killed because the bear killed his brother.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

Yeah, I have to make sure I put out there right away.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

The Northern Lights are wildly uninvolved. That doesn't count as one because you brought it up.

SPEAKER_04 22:14

No, no, you're right. You're right. You're right. No, you're totally right. Okay, so um, while Isabella's home, she's like applying to jobs. She's trying to like get a new job. She's trying to like get back out of the house. Like she didn't want to be home, but she kind of had to.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

Been their girlfriend.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Um and of course, uh, guess whose room is right next to hers?

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Is it Derek?

SPEAKER_04 22:34

It's Derek's. And Derek is super annoying. He listens to his music super, super loud.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

What music is it? Did they say?

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Uh, probably, but I didn't write it down. What? Sorry. Um. But it's okay, because here's what distracted me more. He also wakes her up really, really late at night because he listens to his porn too loud.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Dude, playing porn sounds out loud?

SPEAKER_02 22:55

Playing it out loud is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

Playing it out loud at that volume?

SPEAKER_02 23:00

I watch porn when I'm in the house by myself, I watch porn at like one volume click on my face. You have the sound on? When I'm home by myself, yeah. But it's like one click. You're uh Yeah, exactly. I'm like, what if like what if what if someone's like delivering a package here and they hear me uh watching porn?

SPEAKER_04 23:18

They would hear your frantic fapping.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

Yeah, that's how they know.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Yeah, I'm pull I'm trying to pull my dick off zombie style.

SPEAKER_04 23:27

God, I do love that book. The the shop I work with, Monster Stuff Library, um, has an illustrated copy of the cover, which is you're gonna love this, I really want it so bad. Um, his dick pulled off on the nightstand. No, no, just sitting there, and I'm like, bro, I gotta get the dick cover.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

Gotta get the d the detachable dick cover?

SPEAKER_04 23:49

I'm so concerned because we're trying for a baby.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

And I'm like, what if a baby comes in and sees my collection of PNRs in that uh bedroom shelf I set up?

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 23:59

But also like That seems fine.

unknown 24:01

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Your mom's gonna wanna come see the new bathroom we're getting done up there, and she's gonna be like, why are there so many dicks over there?

SPEAKER_02 24:06

Yeah, you're gonna have to hide them all.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

Yeah, there's uh there's a I mean, there's a tentacle dildo over there.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

You're gonna have to you what you gotta get is you gotta get like a um Up screen to pull down. Yeah, like a tasteful curtain that you can kind of pull on.

SPEAKER_04 24:18

No dicks here.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

The dick cover.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

The dick cover. A little condom from a shelf.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

I mean, on kind of like pants for the for the shelf.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

A sock.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Kind of pant panties and also a p uh pants.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

And a belt.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

And a belt, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 24:34

Yeah, maybe. Anyway, um loud at night.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Awesome.

SPEAKER_04 24:43

Waking her up through the walls.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Do they say what kind of porning watches?

SPEAKER_04 24:46

No.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

I don't know, I don't know enough about porn.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

So it was actually the titled series. So she goes to Derek's room, mad as hell, um, to go yell at her, yell at him, sorry, uh misgendered, yell at him about his porn. Nice. Um, and he is like growling. Oh, sure. Being like, I'm trying to control myself and keep myself from fucking your mouth. Oh, nice. And then she he kind of sets. Normal stuff. He I know, right? Subtly changes a little bit to look a little bit more bearish. And um, like leans in and grabs Isabella and like licks her neck.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 25:25

And is like, you smell so good.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 25:29

Then he like slams the door in her face.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Oh, nice. No, this is no, this is right.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

This is right?

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's how you like you talk to your stepsibling. I don't know, I don't have any step siblings.

SPEAKER_04 25:39

I don't have any si- I don't want to put neither of us do. Um neither of us do think about it.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

That seems uh based on my understanding of stepsibling media, this seems correct.

SPEAKER_04 25:48

So you have been watching a lot of porn.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

I knew a guy who once told me that um he like felt uncomfortable with the um quasi-incest of stepsibling porn.

SPEAKER_04 25:59

That's no incest.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

But well, I mean, like, uh, it's arguing that's debatable.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

It's complicated.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

Um, so he like he he he felt uncomfortable with the gray area this is in, morally. But he's like, it's always like they put like the most money into the step sibling stuff, so it's always like the best porn available. So what he would do is he would click on the video and then pretend he just didn't read the title, and then he would be like, Oh no, this is step sibling stuff. I'm too far into it. He's like doing he's like doing like a performance exclusively for himself to jerk off. Doc just watch it at this point. You just like step sibling board.

SPEAKER_04 26:40

Morally gray area.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Yeah, also to be clear, they're not step siblings.

SPEAKER_04 26:46

Yeah, I want you to know right now, those are actors.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Yeah, they're co-workers.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

At best. Um, anyway, so she goes downstairs the next morning mad as hell because she didn't get a lot of sleep. Um, and Derek's dad is downstairs, and he mentions something like, Oh, so you saw Derek was home. She's like, Yeah, he goes, Yeah, he was here because he got shot.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Oh, sure, that'll happen.

SPEAKER_04 27:06

And she's like, What? Um, Derek then stroll into the kitchen uh saying, Yeah, I need to like lay low and stuff, and his dad starts being like a dick to him, being like, You're so lucky I let you stay here, like you're so annoying. His dad is really mean.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

No, this is what uh my understanding is, not in my experience, but my understanding is this is what kind of what dads are like.

SPEAKER_04 27:23

God damn, ain't that the fact? Um, and so Derek is like, okay, well, if you don't want me here, like I'm fine. I'm happy to leave and cause a scene and make sure everyone knows, like, I'll have sex with your stepdaughter, how about that? And uh like everyone knows I'm related to you, so like if you want to play that game, like I will. Um and that kind of shuts his dad up.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

Oh, sure. Um also he's a bear. So like be careful, dad. Yeah, dad. How old are they meant to be here?

SPEAKER_04 27:50

Uh like 20, late mid-20s, I think.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

Oh, sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

It's weird for both of them to be home age. Yeah, weird for both of them to be home. She was dating her boyfriend that dumped her uh for five years beforehand. So she's like at least like She's like 27. Probably, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

And he's uh he's older than her, so he's he's like 29 or 30.

SPEAKER_04 28:17

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

This is these are these are very funny ages to be at your mom's house. And being like beefing with your dad.

SPEAKER_04 28:22

I mean, I beef with my dad and I'm 30.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

No, no, no. You're d you you don't live with your father. Your father sends us mail.

SPEAKER_04 28:29

Yeah. He beef we beef we beef via USPS. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

Yeah. We beef vi beef via the postal system.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

Thank you, postal workers, for letting me beef with my dad. Um, so Isabella's been home for a while and she's kind of like over it, so she wants to get out of the house, especially because of all the weird vibes going on. So she meets up with an old high school friend.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 28:49

Um, this high school friend never left town. She's like married or like dating someone or something. Um, and she's like very like hometown D-bag girl style.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

She's she's going to parties, but she calls them kickbacks. Yeah, yeah. She uh she's like intimately uh uh familiar with like who's still on like their high school cheerleading squad.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

She loves her her rolled down Cookie Monster Pants type shit.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

Yeah, she um uh her song, quote unquote, at all the at all the kickbacks is that one song that goes like, so what we get drunk.

SPEAKER_04 29:23

Do you want to finish that song?

SPEAKER_02 29:24

So what we get ha.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

So what we smoke weed. Oh yes, yes.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

I don't I'm not I'm not this type of person.

SPEAKER_04 29:31

Yes, you You literally live way closer to your hometown than I do. So I think you you're like hometown debag adjacent.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I didn't but I didn't move back to my hometown. That's very important.

SPEAKER_04 29:46

You're like two counties over.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Yeah. Yeah, that's hometown debag adjacent. That's hometown debag adjacent.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

If you were more than like, if you have to be at least five counties away from your hometown or not to be hometown d-bag. And I have successfully done that. You, my friend, you're looking a little D-bag over there.

SPEAKER_02 30:04

I'm looking a little D-bag over here.

SPEAKER_04 30:06

Yeah, I think it might be your teeny tiny little hockey shirt that's see-through that's helping with that cause. But oh, you're so slutty for recording. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

I'm so slutty for recording.

SPEAKER_04 30:16

Um, so she goes and hangs out with this high school friend. This high school friend, like, drops some city lore on them, some town lore. Um, Derek did not leave the hometown, but he does not usually live with his parents.

SPEAKER_00 30:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Um, hometown D-bag. Um, apparently, Derek has a big group of friends uh in town that are super, super weird. Uh, and they all hang out together and they all have animal tattoos.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

Sounds like they might be a group of shifters, if you ask me.

SPEAKER_02 30:45

Is that what shifters do? Do they get the tattoos? Getting a tattoo of the animal you turn into seems embarrassing.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

It's like a name tag.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Yeah. Like, alright, yeah, yeah, I get it.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

It's like uh, to me, it's like those people who get tattoos of like their family crest.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

My brother has one.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Does he? Yeah, he does. Ooh. Blink this out. I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_04 31:10

Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

Maybe it's because I have no like family to speak of. Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

Your family's fucking huge.

SPEAKER_02 31:19

Yeah, but we have no family crest.

SPEAKER_04 31:21

The crest would be like your uncle's house with his like 37 cats and like the 14 people living in it.

SPEAKER_00 31:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:27

Um, okay, so. This friend also drops that like she hooked up with Derek when they were in high school.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 31:36

Which makes Isabella irrationally jealous.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Do you do you identify with Isabella in this moment?

SPEAKER_04 31:42

Yes. Um, but also she's kind of like, huh, Derek probably only hooked up with her to make me jealous, so like it doesn't even matter.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

That's awesome. Um That's the right way to think about that.

SPEAKER_04 31:54

Uh she goes back home. Um, she's like avoiding Derek after that whole like I'm gonna fuck your mouth thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

You would.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

But when she goes like inside and downstairs and sees her parents, um, they're like they're on their way out the door.

SPEAKER_01 32:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

Uh they're going on a trip to California.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 32:11

Um, and so on the way out, her mom is like, Hey, um, while we're gone, can you help Derek with his bandage? And she's like, uh No, dude. Because Derek got shot.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

Surely Derek can handle this.

SPEAKER_04 32:26

Derek's a baby.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Alright. I it seems like he can take care of it himself. It seems like her mom is trying to facilitate like a like a Florence Nightingale type situation here.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

Okay. Um, her the dad, Derek's dad, is like, ah, I don't think, I don't think uh she needs to help with the bandage. I think that's kind of like fucked up. Like objectively the correct bandage. Don't do that. Uh, but Isabella's like, no, like I'll totally help. Like it's whatever. I'm not like scared of him.

SPEAKER_02 32:56

Um Yeah, I guess I'll help him do it in my skimpiest outfit. Oh, if I must.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

If I must. Um P.S.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

I'm stuck in the dryer.

SPEAKER_04 33:08

Isabella goes back upstairs and keeps applying to jobs, trying to get something to get her out of the town. Uh, the high school friend texts Isabella to be like, hey, do you want to go to a costume party at the local club this weekend?

SPEAKER_00 33:21

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 33:21

Isabella's like, yeah, sure, whatever. Um, all of a sudden she hangs up a phone, she hears Derek moaning, not sexy style. Oh, okay. Um, in the next room over. Um, Isabella goes over there to see what's going on, and he's trying to like stretch to put the bandage on his his gunshot wound.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

Where is this wound?

SPEAKER_04 33:39

I think it's like on his back shoulder.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

Because it's like it's like a place he can't really reach.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

It's not like a through and through.

SPEAKER_04 33:46

I don't know, girl.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

There's not like an exit wound?

SPEAKER_04 33:49

We can act GM Ferry, come on the podcast and it's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

GM Ferry, come on the podcast and explain this wound.

SPEAKER_04 33:54

We need to know about the uh exact trajectory of this bullet.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

Well, I'm curious because it's uh Has he received like medical care?

SPEAKER_04 34:04

No, he can't go to the hospital.

SPEAKER_02 34:06

Okay, because if the bullet is still in there, he's going to die.

SPEAKER_04 34:10

He's a bear.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Oh bears do it happens to bears too. You just don't want it to, because then like it just takes a long time. Just like gets mega infected and gross.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

Anyway. Anyway. Anyway, anyway, so she goes in there and she's like, let me just help your fucking let me help you here. And he's like, No, I don't need your help. She goes, shut up, like, it's fine. Um, but in order to get the bandage on, she has to get super close to him.

SPEAKER_02 34:36

Yes, yes, yes, yes. And she ends up having- Oh my god, her fat titties are in the way.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

She ends up having to like straddle his leg.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

Nice. Yep, this will happen. Yep, this is how we've all we've all done this. All been here.

SPEAKER_04 34:50

Um, when she goes to like get off of his leg, he like holds her there.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

Okay. Well, don't do that, Derek.

SPEAKER_04 34:56

And she's like, You gotta let go. I'm trying to get off. He goes, if you really wanted to get off, you could.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Derek. Shame on you.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

Um he kind of goads her because he's got a boner, of course.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Oh, sure. He kind of like Why is he always hard?

SPEAKER_04 35:12

We'll get into it. He uh like goads her into like taking out his penis.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

Oh, don't know how he did that.

SPEAKER_04 35:20

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 35:21

What do you mean you don't know how he did it? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 35:23

Well, I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

He's like, take my penis out, and she's like, Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 35:26

She's like, why are you like, why are fuck. She's like, why are you hard? He's like, aha, don't worry about it. And she's like, it seems so big. He's like, aha. Like, she's easily look, she she is the person.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

She's asking for it.

SPEAKER_04 35:39

I'm not saying she's asking for it. What I was going to say is she is the type of people the dare program is worried about, where someone's like, take drugs, and they're like, sure. Like, easily persuaded.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

You took a different dare program than my dare was never about like don't fuck your step siblings.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

Mine was mine was mostly about like there's new drugs on the market, and here's why you shouldn't take them. They're sick.

SPEAKER_04 36:01

They're too nice.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

They're too they make you feel too crazy.

SPEAKER_04 36:04

Do you know what the best drug on the market is? Stepbrother bear penis.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

It's kind of your stepbrother's cog.

SPEAKER_04 36:11

Did you know that bears have a penis bone?

SPEAKER_02 36:14

Most animals do, is my understanding. Yeah, they do. Or most mammals.

SPEAKER_04 36:17

Yes, not you.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

Not me.

SPEAKER_04 36:19

Um it's like a really weird shape.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 36:22

It's like straight, it's got like a little hook at the top. I did research on this because I was helping market a book for bears.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 36:27

And I was like, what's a bear penis called? Because I wanted to know about it. It was b the marketing was like, you you crave that bear penis bone. It has a special name, don't remember what it's called. Sorry about that.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

Yeah, okay, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_04 36:38

Do you think he has a bone in his bear penis? In his bear penis? Yes. You think he's well, the bear penis is also his human penis. You think he's got a bone in the bear penis human human penis?

SPEAKER_02 36:48

What do you mean his human pen What do you mean his bear penis is also his human penis? Okay, okay. But if he shifts into a bear, he's like cocked up. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 36:56

What?

SPEAKER_02 36:57

No, that's too disgusting. Anyway. He's like running through like the Pacific Northwest. But it's just dick and balls are are dragging on every bit of poison sumac.

SPEAKER_04 37:08

That is why Posey had to get his balls off.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

Posey kept dragging his balls on all the fucking stinging nettles. Anyway. That's the dog, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Not like a guy, we know.

SPEAKER_04 37:18

That's a dog. Um, so anyway, she uh is easily influenced to take his penis out. Uh the penis is big. Nice. The penis has a knot. What? Um, she doesn't think the knot is weird. Oh, sure. She's like, that's probably just like a piercing or something. What? I know, right? I'm like, what piercings have you ever seen?

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Yeah, surely she's seen normal penises.

SPEAKER_04 37:41

Um sorry, the next part's so stupid. That's why I'm laughing.

SPEAKER_02 37:46

Okay, let's get through those.

SPEAKER_04 37:48

He goads her into giving him a blowjob.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

No, no, no, sure. I mean, he already goaded her into taking his penis out.

SPEAKER_04 37:57

He's like, he's like, this is a literal quote from the book.

SPEAKER_02 38:00

Okay, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

You're such a pussy. I know you won't suck it.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

That's awesome. You're such a pussy. That's how I go to my stupid friends into doing stuff for me. I'm like, oh, because you're you're too fucking gay to do it, bro.

SPEAKER_04 38:15

The full quote You're such a pussy. I know you won't suck it.

SPEAKER_01 38:23

That's so awesome. You're such a prude. Oh no. I bet you won't.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

I bet you probably like couldn't fucking fit it in your mouth if you like wanted to or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 38:34

That's literally it.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

I bet you probably like couldn't even fit it because it's too big.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

It's too big. I bet you're I bet you're so fucking you're such a pussy. You won't even I dare you to suck my dick.

SPEAKER_02 38:45

I bet you won't put your pussy on it. I bet you won't ride me into the sunset. Ooh, you pussy. Yeah, a bitch alert.

SPEAKER_04 38:53

Oh my god. When I read this, I was like, are you kidding me? And she, of course, is easily influenced by it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

She's like, oh yeah? Well, I'll show you. I'll give you the best blowjob you've ever had in your life.

SPEAKER_04 39:06

But dead ass.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

No. Deadass.

SPEAKER_04 39:08

So she, of course, gives in, sucks the dick.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

I have a question for you.

SPEAKER_04 39:12

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Would this have worked on you? Not from like a step sibling, but like, this seems like something that like a shitty guy you were in like a situation ship in like 2015 would have done and it would have worked. I don't think it would have.

SPEAKER_04 39:26

No, I don't think so. Well, it's complicated. Okay. Okay, stay with me, stay with me. Okay, so on the one hand, could you goad me into giving a blowjob? Absolutely not. However, if you were really into someone and you wanted like an excuse to go crazy on their shit, this is a great reason to go crazy on their shit.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

This is kind of like the uh you're you're a dumb piece of shit 30-year-old version of when you're like 18 and you play twister at a party.

SPEAKER_04 39:51

That's exactly what's happening.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

You're like, yeah, I mean like the twister is kind of just facilitating us touching our um our our our bodies on each other.

SPEAKER_04 40:01

That's exactly what's happening.

SPEAKER_02 40:03

And what what I'm hoping for is the heat from our bodies will eventually spark something more.

SPEAKER_04 40:08

Okay, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. I think that's what he's going for.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

Okay. She just does it.

SPEAKER_04 40:14

She just does it! She's just like, oh yeah, sure. She just does it! She just gives it.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

I mean, that's that's her version of like um being like, okay, I'll play twister.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

I guess. Oh, it's so weird. Anyway. So she's giving him head crazy style. Okay. He pulls this bitch off his dick.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Flips her over. What? Eats her shit crazy style. What? Eats her shit crazy style.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

With the bear tongue or the human tongue?

SPEAKER_04 40:37

Bear tongue.

SPEAKER_02 40:38

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

He's like, you're gonna love this. He's like, um you'll pissy. What? Tastes like honey.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

It should it.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

Because he's a bear.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

That's not normal.

SPEAKER_04 40:48

Because he's a bear.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

Bears like honey. She's ovulating.

SPEAKER_04 40:52

What? Disgusting. You're disgusting. Anyway, he enjoys eating her shit crazy style so much he nuts.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

Um, and kind of turns into a bear.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

He nuts. Yeah, you don't you don't usually want that when you're having sex with your stepbrother.

SPEAKER_04 41:10

He kind of bears out a little bit, but not like all the way, just like a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Just like in mo mostly in his tongue and and uh penis situation.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

In his like snout, and he gets extra fuzzy, but like he's not a full bear.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

Okay. Uh Isabella notices this but isn't worried. She's like, I'm probably just seeing things because I have the best nut of my life.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

Alright, chill out.

SPEAKER_04 41:29

Uh Derek then throws her out of his room.

SPEAKER_02 41:31

Oh, sure. Yeah, that'll happen.

SPEAKER_04 41:32

It happens.

SPEAKER_02 41:33

Uh that I uh are you are you again, is this book really getting your ass? No sags and he's like, alright, you can go.

SPEAKER_04 41:40

No, JC. No, JC.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

Is it only it's only because she doesn't have to travel that far when she gets thrown out.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

Fuck you!

SPEAKER_02 41:50

She doesn't have to like drive for two hours.

SPEAKER_04 41:52

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_01 41:55

I've never gotten thrown out, first of all.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

You didn't get thrown out, you just like, you were like, oh, like he wouldn't let me use his shower.

SPEAKER_04 42:07

No, that never happened either.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

For some reason, there was you told me there was for some reason you like drove home and you like hadn't had the chance to wash off.

SPEAKER_04 42:19

Who does bone who as a teenager?

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

Who takes a shower after sex?

SPEAKER_02 42:24

I didn't have sex when I was a teenager. Exactly, loser. But I always had sex after I fucked I take a shower and then I fuck every time. I always took a shower after sex.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

Yeah, you're Catholic.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Yeah, okay. Um I'm unclean.

SPEAKER_04 42:38

I want you to know that it's not common.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

Is it not? No. Oh, so you just everybody else out here is dirty?

SPEAKER_04 42:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

This is really going into my into my um possibly bigoted theory that every Protestant is dirty.

SPEAKER_04 42:52

Prosby walking around full of calm, right?

SPEAKER_02 42:56

Just just nasty, stinky penis, uh uh drippy pussy.

SPEAKER_04 43:03

Stepbrother Bear is giving big Protestant vibes.

SPEAKER_02 43:09

Yeah. Oh my god. Well, I have to I have to say that in this situation because it would be way worse if I said it about a beautiful um indigenous religion of the Inuit Inuit peoples. That's two.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

It's fine. I'll let I'll let you have another one.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

That one wasn't good enough to really just kinda sucks. That was kind of a shame. I might cut it.

SPEAKER_04 43:32

Kinda. Um anyway, so she can't sleep after that.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 43:37

Of course. So she goes down to the kitchen for a snack.

SPEAKER_00 43:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 43:41

Derek came down too, because he also wanted a snack.

SPEAKER_00 43:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

And he's like, so did you notice I'm like not human?

SPEAKER_02 43:49

Does she not know? I'm I'm confused how much she knows he's a shifter.

SPEAKER_04 43:55

Not at all.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

She doesn't know at all. She okay, wait a minute. Okay, this is really changing some stuff.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Okay, tell me.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

So, okay. So in her mind, I thought she was aware the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 44:05

No, she's not aware even a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 44:07

Okay, so this whole time, her parents are like, yeah, Derek kind of just like got shot.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

He just like got hit with the blicky. Um, he's like living at home now front due to said shooting. We can't take him to the hospital for frankly unexplainable reasons.

SPEAKER_03 44:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

Um he eats her out with a an animalistic tongue. Yes. Um, he suddenly grows and then dissolves a s a bunch of hair on his face. Correct. And she's like, Dog, living at home is so crazy.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

Exactly! That's exactly what it is.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

I mean, granted, she is also the type of person to get like easily goaded into sucking your stepbrother's pain at it so I mean like I guess she she's just like one of those people who's like kind of easy to gaslight.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 44:53

She no wonder she was in like a shitty relationship for like five years. She was like, You're like literally being abusive and toxic. And her her ex was just like, no, I'm not. She's like, fuck, this is working.

SPEAKER_04 45:04

Yeah, she had no idea he was.

SPEAKER_02 45:06

Oh my god, am I crazy?

SPEAKER_04 45:07

She she was just like, yeah, he's just weird.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

He's just so straight. Everybody grows hair and then dissolves it so fast.

SPEAKER_04 45:15

She thought she was hallucinating because she nutted so hard.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

That doesn't happen, girl. Nobody nobody nuts so hard, they have a hallucination.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Well, she thought she was special.

SPEAKER_02 45:24

Drink some water.

SPEAKER_04 45:26

So anyway, now that you have that context.

SPEAKER_02 45:29

Yeah. He's like, Did you notice I'm not human? And she's like, What do you mean? And he's like, never mind, nothing, and she goes, Okay.

SPEAKER_04 45:35

Isabella's response is shut up. You're human. I was just hallucinating because it was the best nut I've ever had.

SPEAKER_02 45:42

That's even funnier.

SPEAKER_04 45:43

And is Derek's response is that's the best you've ever had.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

Derek!

SPEAKER_04 45:48

He's like, I could do better if you Derek!

SPEAKER_02 45:51

No, you can't.

SPEAKER_04 45:53

Um, Isabella's response to this could only be one thing. What's the response, GC?

SPEAKER_02 45:58

The response to I can make you nut harder? Yeah. Do it, pussy.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

Exactly!

SPEAKER_02 46:03

Hell yes, dude. Yeah, these two are disgusting. These they need to be separated, they need to be shamed, they both need therapy. They do both need therapy. Their parents need to be shaming them.

SPEAKER_04 46:14

Anyway, so she's like, okay, yeah, bet. And so he, of course, starts like teasing her and kissing up on her.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

No.

SPEAKER_04 46:20

Um like that.

SPEAKER_02 46:22

Um, puts a bear tongue in her mouth.

SPEAKER_04 46:25

She's like getting hot and horny, and then she's like, mm, fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

Okay. And he's like. She thinks he has a weird penis.

SPEAKER_04 46:34

It's a piercing. And he's like, yeah, of course. Yeah, um, so they bone against the kitchen counter.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

Nice. Um not where look, I'm I'm their parents. I don't want them doing that in there.

SPEAKER_04 46:47

They already are doing it.

SPEAKER_02 46:48

I eat in there.

SPEAKER_04 46:49

So they're boning. It's crazy. He nuts.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 46:53

And then. He knots.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 46:57

He's not in this bitch.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

How does he explain how does he gaslight her about this one?

SPEAKER_04 47:01

He turns into a bear?

SPEAKER_02 47:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:03

Mid-not.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Oh, sure. Not again, not really what you want to happen when you're having sex when you're stepbrother.

SPEAKER_04 47:10

Um, she finally is like, I guess he's a bear.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

And she has a bear.

SPEAKER_04 47:14

She has no reaction to this.

SPEAKER_02 47:15

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 47:16

She's like, I guess he was right. I guess he's a bear.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess when you've had like the best nut of your life, you're you're a little more um amenable to weird stuff happening.

SPEAKER_04 47:24

You're like, I guess he's a bear. That's fine.

SPEAKER_02 47:27

I mean, I've given you the best nuts of your life and you accept that I'm uh autistic. And that's kind of the same.

SPEAKER_04 47:33

I don't autism bear shifter. I mean, basically the same thing.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

Yeah. We both love honey. Big fan of some honey.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

Shut the fuck up. Um, so we both eat salmon.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

There it is. I was trying to think of another one. And I like salmon.

SPEAKER_04 47:55

Um, so anyway, they end up falling asleep on the couch together after they nut and he turns into a bear.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

Cute.

SPEAKER_04 48:03

Kinda right.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

No. Shut up.

SPEAKER_04 48:07

Um, the next morning their parents are back.

SPEAKER_02 48:10

Um weren't they just like on didn't they just leave for California?

SPEAKER_04 48:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:14

How long were they how long have they been gone?

SPEAKER_04 48:16

Like a day or two.

SPEAKER_02 48:17

A day or two? It takes like a d it takes like half a day to get to California from Connecticut.

SPEAKER_04 48:24

I wasn't planning their trip.

SPEAKER_02 48:28

I am not their trip planner. That was not my choice. I would have given them like at least like six days.

SPEAKER_04 48:35

They went out there for a conference.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

And it took one day? Don't go. I would agree. Look, what this book just came out. I'm gonna tell you something. As somebody who who who does go to conferences, almost every conference nowadays has like a recorded element to it that like they'll just they like release the slides, they release the videos or like the audio recording. You can just like consume the if the conference is going to be like half a day just to get there.

SPEAKER_04 49:03

But what if they're speaking at the conference?

SPEAKER_02 49:06

Don't.

SPEAKER_04 49:07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

That's I mean, that's always my I don't like uh I'll never speak at a conference.

SPEAKER_04 49:12

Well yeah, I mean you have no like public speaking.

SPEAKER_02 49:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um it seems like difficult and annoying and embarrassing to do. So I uh so I I I won't. But that would be my advice is don't speak at a conference.

SPEAKER_04 49:24

Well, anyway, they're back after one day in California.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Wag. Uh and they see them, they're on the couch covered in each other's cum. No one of them's a bear.

SPEAKER_04 49:33

No, he's not a bear anymore. He only was temporarily a bear for like a minute while he was nutting.

SPEAKER_02 49:39

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 49:39

Um they went back to their room, they took a shower, and they're fine. They're like normal now.

SPEAKER_02 49:44

Oh, okay, sure.

SPEAKER_04 49:46

So their parents are like, hey, guess who we ran into at the conference?

SPEAKER_02 49:52

Oh who?

SPEAKER_04 49:53

And she's like, oh who? And they're like, your ex-boyfriend.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

Oh, that's weird.

SPEAKER_04 49:57

Whose name is Lewis, who dumped you after five years. And we invited him to dinner tonight!

SPEAKER_02 50:03

This is the type of stuff that parents will do. Not my parents, because my parents don't like my ex, but like, uh, I have talked to like friends or whatever who do like love their uh their their children's ex. Um and they do just like do shit like this. They'll be like, oh like you should invite him over.

SPEAKER_04 50:20

Yeah. Yeah. I haven't had that happen to me, but I wouldn't be surprised. Well, no. You know what? No, I take that back. I would be surprised.

SPEAKER_02 50:30

Well, yeah, you'll be surprised now.

SPEAKER_04 50:32

Yeah, because we're married.

SPEAKER_02 50:33

Yeah, we're like married. I would be a little upset. Who invites your mom invites like your high school ex-boyfriend over?

SPEAKER_04 50:40

He's flying across the country. Flying across the country for one day.

SPEAKER_02 50:46

Uh I mean, I would find it surprising because um I've kind of alluded to this, but all your exes are kind of losers. Um and so it'd be kind of shocking if they would be able to like afford a flight, yeah, get the funds together to fly here from California.

SPEAKER_04 51:01

Big, big facts, bro. Um so anyway, I guess she has her ex over for dinner that night.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 51:09

And she's not happy about it.

SPEAKER_02 51:10

Well no. Um Why does she go just don't go to dinner? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

We have another flashback.

SPEAKER_02 51:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:16

Where uh 11 years before. Eleven. Okay, this actually helps establish a timeline real quick. Eleven years ago, which was she would have been twelve.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:28

I guess.

SPEAKER_02 51:29

So she's twenty-three.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

I guess. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

Okay, so he's this guy was her boyfriend when she was like 18.

SPEAKER_04 51:35

And that doesn't make any sense, right? Like it doesn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

GM Fairy, come on here and explain your.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

We have some technical questions for you.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Some quick questions.

SPEAKER_04 51:45

Quick questions about the technicality of bear shifter. If you get shot as a bear, does that correlate to where you're shot as a person?

SPEAKER_02 51:52

I just think it's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 51:53

Where's the exit wound?

SPEAKER_02 51:54

Where's the exit wound?

SPEAKER_04 51:55

Why did he get shot?

SPEAKER_02 51:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:58

Who shot him? What type of blicky they got?

SPEAKER_02 52:00

When he when he's a bear, does he need his salmon cooked, or can he just eat it like straight out the stream?

SPEAKER_04 52:06

Why is he obsessed with honey like he's Winnie the Pooh?

SPEAKER_02 52:08

He's kind of Weenie the Pooh coated.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

No pants.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

And also no pants? No books. Yeah, what yeah, what happens to his um pants when he shifts? Do they like rip off like in twilight?

SPEAKER_04 52:17

We have we do have some information on that later on.

SPEAKER_02 52:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 52:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 52:20

That's exciting for me.

SPEAKER_04 52:21

It is exciting for you.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

That's my favorite part of shifters is discovering like what happens to their pants.

SPEAKER_04 52:27

So, the ex-boyfriend arrives.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Um Lewis.

SPEAKER_04 52:31

Lewis, the ex-boyfriend, arrives, but before he shows up, uh, Isabella's mom is sure to make her look like a Texas beauty queen, big hair, lots of makeup, just stuff that's not really her. Why is she letting this happen? She got goaded into giving a blowy, JC. This woman has no sense of like agency or self-control or anything.

SPEAKER_02 52:51

Her mom is like, you have to, and she's like, fuck.

unknown 52:53

Fuck again.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

I can't believe this is happening to me.

SPEAKER_04 52:56

Again. Yeah. So, um, the whole family, minus Derek, is at the dinner table with Lewis when she comes down.

SPEAKER_02 53:03

Derek didn't have to come to this nonsense.

SPEAKER_04 53:05

Because they didn't they don't like Derek. JC, everyone's mean to Derek in the family except for Isabella, who's absolutely super mean to Derek. No, he's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

He's not.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

He's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Sorry, I'm still laughing. Her mom is like, I bet you won't come to dinner, pussy. You're such a prude. I bet you won't come downstairs to eat this meal with your ex-boyfriend, bitch. And she's like, damn it, yes I will. Oh yes, I yes the fuck I will.

SPEAKER_04 53:30

Um So uh the whole family's already at the table, minus Derek, um, when they all sit down for dinner. And then who comes down the stairs? Oh, it's Derek!

SPEAKER_02 53:41

Oh my god, Derek's here now.

SPEAKER_04 53:42

Derek's here now. He steals his dad's place setting, sets himself up next to Isabella, and uh is kind of like just like absolutely pushing everyone's buttons.

SPEAKER_00 53:52

Oh sure.

SPEAKER_04 53:53

He's like, so like you dumped her, like what's up with that? Like, what's your deal? Like just going nuts on him. Um because he's next to Isabella and he is a horny bear.

SPEAKER_02 54:02

No.

SPEAKER_04 54:02

Uh he tries to blast her shit under the table.

SPEAKER_02 54:04

Okay, like in the like in the first season of Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_04 54:08

I've never seen Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_02 54:10

This happens in the uh this kind of shows that like Walter is like um he's going through some things as he goes to like a PTA meeting with his wife Skyler, and he tries to like blast her shit at the PTA meeting.

SPEAKER_04 54:23

I don't know why, but this is a crazy reference for me. You know I've never seen or know anything about Breaking Bad, the fact that you're like here this trope that happens fairly frequently in media. So Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

Okay, name another one. That's what I thought. Continue. As you were, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 54:47

Um, so uh he's finger blasting her shit out of the table. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and jerk one out.

SPEAKER_02 54:53

Oh gross.

SPEAKER_04 54:54

Um when Derek busts into the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 54:56

Uh yeah. You don't want that. Is the door unlocked? I don't know. Unlock the door.

SPEAKER_04 55:02

Um, anyway, um, and he continues finger blasting her shit.

SPEAKER_02 55:06

In the bathroom?

SPEAKER_04 55:07

Yeah. Um, and she's like, Derek, you have to go back. Like, they're gonna notice we're both gone. Like, you have to. Um. And he says, a quote again.

SPEAKER_03 55:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 55:20

They'll all just think I'm taking a massive shit. That's funny.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

That's so true.

SPEAKER_04 55:25

And not that I was letting my stepbrother finger fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 55:30

What? What? Yeah. Yeah, they all just think I'm taking a big old stinker.

SPEAKER_04 55:39

Not letting my stepbrother finger fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 55:43

She's coming out of the bathroom trying to like play it up. She's like, oh, that was a growler.

SPEAKER_04 55:49

Ooh, give it a few minutes. Personally, JC, if you if you mention taking off fat shit knuckle deep in me, nice. I'm ripping your hand out with force you've never seen before. You are not able to say taking off fat shit, a massive shit. No, it's not happening.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

No, that seems fine. Good for Derek, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 56:17

They go back down to the table.

SPEAKER_02 56:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:19

After she gets her shit blown in, or taking a massive shit, depending on who you are.

SPEAKER_02 56:23

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_04 56:24

Uh the stepbrother not the stepbrother, sorry. The ex-boyfriend doesn't even notice that they both left.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

He he's not like, you seem like you've like taken a massive shit. Yeah, you you seem like you've been recently pleasured.

SPEAKER_04 56:40

No.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

Oh, so he d see, that's how you know he never he never gave her that good good.

SPEAKER_04 56:45

He never he doesn't know about her, so he can't even like understand that like what she feels and what she thinks is important because he didn't even notice she was taking a fat duke.

SPEAKER_02 56:55

Well they're entire time he they were dating, uh she he she would be like, I didn't come, and he'd be like, Girls don't do that. And she'd be like, Oh, okay. Got me there. Easily influenced it. No, girls don't do that. You can stop right after the boy comes.

SPEAKER_04 57:10

Um Isabella's mom makes her walk her ex-boyfriend Lewis out of the house on his way out of the house to his car. Lewis is like, we should get back together.

SPEAKER_02 57:21

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 57:21

Uh Isabella's like, eh, I don't know about that one, bruh.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

We should get back together even though you totally went upstairs and took a fat shit. That's kind of disgusting, but that's okay with me. That's how I feel about you.

SPEAKER_04 57:34

Me?

SPEAKER_02 57:35

No, that no, that's what he's saying to her. That's why that way I feel about you is I think we should get back together, even though I know you take fat dukes, which by the way, girls aren't supposed to do, and she goes, Okay, noted.

SPEAKER_04 57:48

No, thank God. Um okay. Well, she's kind of like frustrated with how that whole thing went down.

SPEAKER_01 57:55

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 57:56

She doesn't really like it. It wasn't really fun for her.

SPEAKER_02 57:58

So she's No, it wouldn't be.

SPEAKER_04 58:00

So, but it's the weekend, which means it's time to go to the costume party at the club with her friend.

SPEAKER_02 58:05

Oh, that's right, yes. And Derek goes as a bear. Anyway. You must assume.

SPEAKER_04 58:11

Anyway, I'm not bear yet.

SPEAKER_02 58:12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 58:13

Anyway, um, she goes as sexy Goldilocks.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

Uh, quick question. What would that mean? Isn't uh Goldilocks is like a famously like a child.

SPEAKER_04 58:23

You can be sexy Goldilocks. I have a I have a sexy Goldilocks I had a sexy Goldilocks outfit.

SPEAKER_02 58:27

What would the sexy bit be?

SPEAKER_04 58:28

It's just like a gingham dress that's short with like big boob action going on.

SPEAKER_02 58:32

Kind of kind of a lot of cleavage happening.

SPEAKER_04 58:34

Yeah, yeah. It's it's sexy goldilocks.

SPEAKER_02 58:37

Well, that's just a that's sh you're just wearing like a mini dress.

SPEAKER_04 58:39

Yeah, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 58:40

You're just wearing like a nice uh short sundress.

SPEAKER_04 58:43

Kinda, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 58:44

Yeah, with like ruffles and shit.

SPEAKER_02 58:46

We is that a costume?

SPEAKER_04 58:48

Yeah, technically. Um uh my note is she's sexy Goldilocks because of the three bears.

SPEAKER_00 58:56

Uh get it, get it, yeah. I'm familiar.

SPEAKER_04 58:58

Um, and she's going to the club because she just wants to fuck some dude to convince herself that she's not into her stepbrother.

SPEAKER_02 59:03

Yeah, that would have yeah, you'd want to do that.

SPEAKER_04 59:05

Um she's trying to dance on some dude when all of a sudden Derek comes up behind her.

SPEAKER_02 59:09

Nice. What's he dressed as?

SPEAKER_04 59:11

He has a scream mask on.

SPEAKER_02 59:12

Oh, that sucks. No, that sucks. Not a good costume.

SPEAKER_04 59:17

Her friend, she went to the club with a band in her. They go home with some dudes. What? Yeah. Um, so she's all alone. Um, so Derek noticing this pulls her into a utility closet.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

No.

SPEAKER_04 59:28

Um, and uh fucks her super hard.

SPEAKER_01 59:31

No.

SPEAKER_04 59:32

Ha ha. At the club. In the scream mask. In the scream, that sucks. I agree. Um there's like a new like mask kink. Have you noticed this in society?

SPEAKER_02 59:45

In society? No.

SPEAKER_04 59:46

You're right, I shouldn't say in society. And for horny bitches?

SPEAKER_02 59:48

No. In horny bitch society?

SPEAKER_04 59:50

Yeah, there's like a new mask kink. There's like um like like bitches are really into like dudes wearing masks. No, I have not with like no shirt on, being super ripped and like fucking their shit up.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

Well, to be fair, I'm also not super ripped, and I don't own a mask.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:04

It's like masks, it's like motorcycle helmets, um, scream mask is a big one.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

No, I only have uh like I I still only have like masks from like um the pandemic.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:15

Not sexy.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:16

Not hot.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:17

Not hot.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

No, kind kind of serving um I care about public health conditions.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:21

Haha, I'm here to tear up your pussy with COVID. Do you remember when we all were worried about getting enough toilet paper?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:29

Yeah. We can't kiss. I don't I don't I want to be able to smell later.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:35

Oh, yeah, exactly. So um that's a newwhile anyway. Anyway, um so the next day. Next day after they bone in the utility closet.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:50

They bone in the utility closet at the club.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:52

Um, she keeps dodging her ex, who keeps calling her, being like, let's go get lunch, let's go out, let's go meet up for coffee, shit like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:59

Yeah, exes will do this.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:01

Um, she tells her ex she's sick. Uh Derek is like, are you sick? And she's like, No.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:05

Just tell him you're not interested.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:07

She can't, she's easily influenced.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:09

What is it? Why is she being like, oh, like, no, uh, I'm so sick, I can't even like go out with you right now for real.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:15

For real, for real.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:16

Um just be like, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:19

Okay, so anyway. Derek's like, are you sick? She's like, no, I just don't want to go off my ex. Um he's like all up on her again, like rubbing up on her. He this is where I have a note that says this man only wears loose-hanging sweatpants, because every other thing is like his sweatpants hang so loose.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:37

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:38

His sweatpants hang so low. Derek, of course, is fucking ripped.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:41

Nice, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:41

Derek is covered in tattoos.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:43

Derek is hot.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:45

Derek is all up in her shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

Yeah, he's a bear.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:47

Um. So she's doing laundry. He's all up behind her.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:55

What happens next, JC?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:57

Does she get stuck in the dryer? She doesn't get stuck. She's just in the dryer. He fucks her while she's in the dryer.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:04

She he like he like shoves her head down into the top loading washing machine. It's not on, she's just loading her clothes in there. And then he bones her up against um the washing machine.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:17

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:18

Being like, ooh, they're gonna hear you, like, you better not, because their parents are home.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

Yeah, you don't Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:24

Yeah, you you you you better be careful, they're gonna hear you, they're gonna know what a slut you are, type shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:29

Nice, nice, nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:30

Um, he's nutting in her, he's nodding in her. Nice. Uh, and and and then she's like really embarrassed, so she goes to her room and hides.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:39

Oh, sure, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:40

Um, when she comes out of her room later that night, she notices that uh Derek finished all of her laundry for her and folded it and put it in front of her door.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:47

That's that's very magnanimous of him. That's very nice of him.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:50

I th I my note is cute!

SPEAKER_02 1:02:52

No, no, no, no, no. Cute! I don't know about cute.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:55

Cute! He cares about her. I don't care. What? What's your problem with Derek?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:01

He's her stepbrother. I'm not So? I'm not about that.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:05

Okay, so I okay, I guess we should break down the morality of step siblings. I think it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:11

I'm not I'm not into it. I'm not wild about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:13

I'm not, it's not that I find it sexy, but I do not think that there is an inherent issue with it if you are older, did not grow up together.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:21

There's like a lot of caveats, I gotta say. Once you have to start adding this many caveats, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it's probably not chill.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:27

It's this is this instance is totally chill.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:31

He's also like a bear.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:32

He also was never around her growing up.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:34

What do you mean he was never around her?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:36

He was always at boarding school. This is fine. This is basically an acquaintance. This is barely a sibling. This is more like a rando that lives in your house for like a couple weeks at a time. At that.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:49

Don't fuck randos that live in your house for weeks at a time either.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:51

I that's what you are.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. It's different. I live in this house full time.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:57

Sometimes. Umway, what happens next?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:03

He folds her lawn free.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:05

Yeah, and he's cute as shit. And you're a prude. Ha! Don't be such a fucking pussy. Let step siblings fuck. You're such a fucking prude.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:12

This doesn't work on me.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:13

No, it will. Um, so the next day, uh, Derek rolls up on Isabella. He goes, Hey, um, like, come with me, I want to show you something. And she's like, What? And he's like, You just gotta like trust me, like I want to show you penis. I want to show you like a secret. Um and she's like, Okay, and he like takes her out to like the forest.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:33

Sure. And takes Twilight style.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:35

And takes her down to like a river.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:39

And he's like, This is my secret spot, this is where I can like bear out and just be myself.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:43

Bear out.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:44

Um, she's in a bikini, because of course she is.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:46

Yes, yes, yes, yeah, of course. Wait, why is she in a bikini?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:48

She was outside sunbathing before he grabbed her and said, Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:51

She didn't like put some clothes on?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:53

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:54

Hang on, can I put some clothes on real quick? No. He's like, Don't do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:00

No, don't put any clothes on.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:01

In fact, put take something off.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:04

Ha ha. Yeah, so she they're they're at the riverside. He has fully bared out.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:09

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:09

He's in the river.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:10

He's playing. As a bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:13

Yeah, yeah, I've seen this.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:14

He's catching salmon.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:16

Eating him raw.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:17

He's catching salmon?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:18

I don't think they have salmon like that in Connecticut.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:21

Um, don't ask questions. Um, so she's like watching him as a bear, and she is into him as a bear. What? She thinks he's a sexy bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:30

There's no such thing. Um except for those um those big hairy gay guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:34

No, she's like, he's a sexy bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:36

He's a sexy bear.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:37

Um, he shifts back into being a person. Uh he does. This is where we learn he has to take off all his clothes before he shifts.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:42

That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:43

Or else they'll rip.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Twilight style. So there you go. You've learned He's kind of Jacob black coated.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:49

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:49

Um Well, a little.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:51

We're gonna talk about a Jacob Black book later. Um don't worry, King. Anyway, um, so he shifts back into a person, Nake style. Uh Um, and they talk about Derek's bear life.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:02

His bear life.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:04

Liz. His mom was a bear shifter.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:06

Oh, sure. He's like, yeah, I'm uh I'm like on Grinder, but I'm not like super into it.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:11

No. He his mom is a bear shifter who died during childbirth.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:15

Oh sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:16

So uh he has a group of shifter friends, so the guys with the tattoos are all shifters as well.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:20

Okay, what do they shift into?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:21

I don't know, other animals, danger. Who cares? Who cares? Um, but all of his friends are mad at him and they've shunned them from the group because he's going through bear second puberty.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:33

What did it say?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:34

And he got a little angry at hunters who were not supposed to be in the forest because he and his shifter friends are like protectors of the forest or whatever. What? And so he, as a bear, attacked the hunters and one of them shot him. Um and yeah, he don't worry, he ripped the guy's arm off before he got shot.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:55

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:55

Um, and the other shifters are like mad at him because like you're not supposed to attack other humans. Like, that's not don't do that. Don't do that shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:03

It's not part of our code, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:05

Um, yeah, so he got shunned by the other shifters, so he's kind of like without a pack.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:11

Bears don't tend to form packs.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:13

No, but shifters don't but shifters do. Um, this is where he goes back to playing in the river.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:22

He partially shifts.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:24

I have a question here. Yes. What kind of bear does he shift into? Like a grizzly bear?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:30

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:31

Grizzly bears don't exist in Connecticut.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:33

No, they do not.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:34

But no, if you look at the cover.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:36

That's black bear territory.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:37

I should show you the cover of this book.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:38

Yeah, let's take a gander.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:39

Let me take a gander at the cover of this book for you. Uh he's 100% a grizzly bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:44

I think it'd be I think it's funnier if he's like a black bear. Mostly because black bears are like approximately the size of like an average human male.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:52

No. Yeah, because see, this is this is the cover.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:56

Yeah, this is certainly giving grizzly bear.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:58

It's he's a brown bear. It's certainly giving grizzly bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:02

Um Yeah, that would make sense if this were in Alaska.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:06

Okay, I actually just I looked up this book and my a meme I created um while thinking about this book came up, so I get to show you that now.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:13

Oh, okay, sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:14

Um, because it's important to this next thing I'm gonna tell you. Um So he goes and he's playing in the water, and he comes back out because I think she like slips or something. Um, and he's like concerned about her and he wants to talk to her, so he only partially shifts.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:26

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:27

Uh the quote is His body remains in his bear form, but his neck and face return to his human self.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:35

That sucks, I hate that.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:36

Here, I created a meme for you of cursed barrack.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:39

Your ph your phone went dark. Yeah, this is certainly Yeah, it's um that one like um Japanese dating sim, where you date like the horse, but the horse is like a human man face.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:52

Yeah, it's I I called him cursed barrack.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:55

Yeah, yeah, I hate that.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:57

Yeah, don't worry, I'll make the uh meme I created the uh image. I'm sorry, I crushed it. GM Fairy reposted it.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:04

Oh, did she? She did. Thanks, GM Fairy.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:07

Thanks, Gian Fairy, she knows who I am!

SPEAKER_00 1:09:10

Well yeah, we've met her.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:12

Fuck you!

SPEAKER_02 1:09:15

I met her, I obviously made a a very um a very striking uh um there's a word here I'm looking for impression? Yes, thank you. On her. Um, and and now she um I assume uh thinks about me platonically.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:32

Friend style, he's the best guy I've ever known.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:34

Seems like a great guy. That's how I assume she talks, even though I've met her.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:40

Um anyway, so um he's half bear, half person. They bone in this semi-bear form.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:47

I don't and he and he has a human penis.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:50

He's a bear penis.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:51

He has a bear- You said he has a human penis.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:53

No, he has a human penis when he's a human, he's a bear penis when he's a bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:57

You this is not what you told me. You told me, because I remember, go back through, go back like 50 minutes or whatever. I don't know how long we've been talking here. But you told me he's running through the Pacific Northwest, bared out, human cock dragging through the suma.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:15

That was a joke! You were giggling, we were giggling, bro!

SPEAKER_02 1:10:18

Bro! That's not even real, like.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:21

No, stop! I was just trying to make you giggle crazy style.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:24

Wait, so she has um wait, so she has sex with his bear penis? Yes. Oh, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:30

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:31

That seems that seems not right.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:32

This is the second book I've read where someone has sex when their partner is in a fully bear body form.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:39

No, I don't care for that.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:40

It kind of some people get nervous, they're like, this really crosses the line into bestiality. I'm like, that's a really interesting question there, which has actually been debated. I'd like to bring this up. This has been debated in the monster fucker community. The difference between an animal and a person is that a person can consent and an animal cannot.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:56

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:57

So when these bears are fucking these bitches, they can consent, therefore it's not bestiality.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:02

I made a point similar to this in 2015, and everybody I knew yelled at me.

unknown 1:11:08

Ah!

SPEAKER_02 1:11:09

But only because I made it about Velma and Scooby-Doo. Wait a minute. Scooby-Doo is like a sentient being. He he talks. He's a talking dog.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:21

You think he has consenting abilities?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:23

Yeah. And he can fuck the hottest member of the Mystery Inc. crew, Velma.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:31

You might be giving GM Fairy some ideas with that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:34

He can play her shit out. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:37

At D GM Fairy.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:39

Everybody I talked to was like, no, that's not why you can't fuck an animal. You can't fuck an animal because it's wrong. I okay, so. Which by the way, seems tautological to me, but that's just me.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:51

JC wants a a Scooby-Doo fucking book. He's desperate. Someone needs to take up the mantle for him.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:59

Please.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:59

Please. Um, anyway, uh, so she gets her shitwrecked by Baric.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:05

Um, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:07

On the way back home from his secret spot, they stop at the grocery store.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:10

Sure. Um Is he naked?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:12

No, he brought his clothes.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:14

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:14

Um, but she didn't bring any clothes. So he gives her his.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:16

She's in like a bikini stuff.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:18

Don't worry, I'm gonna get to it. He gives her his shirt. So she's got a bikini with a long shirt on, and he's got just sweatpants on.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:26

In the grocery store. Fucked up. I don't think you can't be at the grocery store with no shirt on.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:30

She has a w my note is, ready for this? She has a wet bikini and his t-shirt, he is in loose jeans and her crop top. Also, he's eating raw chicken in the store. Is he? Yes. That's fucked up. He starts like picking up um like packs of meat and just like eating them.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:46

See, okay, because they live in like a small town or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:48

Yeah, they're just like hometown debugs.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:50

Um, I'm gonna go ahead and say, if I see two people I know are step siblings at the grocery store in this scenario, she's like wet bikinied out wearing his t-shirt, he's wearing no shirt. I'm like these step siblings are fucking.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:06

He's wearing her crop top.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:08

Yeah, these step siblings are fucking. This is what you do when you're step sibling fucking.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:12

Okay, anyway, so they're going to the store, he starts picking up a bunch of meat. She's like, You needed that much meat? He goes, Yeah, I'm a bear. It takes a lot of energy.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:19

That's what is he about to hibernate?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:21

No, but like he's a bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:22

Bears can go like a reasonable amount of time. They're they're like, um, they're like partially predators.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:27

Anyway, so he starts eating raw chicken and she's like, You can eat raw food. He goes, Yeah, like it's totally fine, doesn't bother my stomach. Um, she runs into her high school friends.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:35

Um They're like, Why are you wearing your stepbrother's shirt? How come he's wearing your crop top?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:40

It's I believe it's the high school friend that she went to the club with, but they're like complimenting Derek. They're like, Derek, you look so good. Like you're so like you're so handsome.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:47

You're so hot. I'm I'm noticing nothing else about this situation.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:50

Yeah. Um, and and she like blurts out, like, well, me and Derek just got done fucking each other.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:57

Girl. Girl. No, that's crazy, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:03

And then her ex turns the corner and he's in the grocery store with them too.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:07

He's like, What? Why is he here? Why is he at this grocery store? He's at the food lion. He's at the food line where he doesn't live, stalking her. Um He's like, How come all the beans are in the international section? That doesn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:22

I agree. Um, anyway, so uh her and Derek, after she tells a bunch of people she's fucking her stepbrother, go back to um their house. Should the step Nope. The ex-boyfriend follows them home.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:39

And um he and Isabella get in a big fight.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:43

You will yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:44

He's like, you fucking didn't deserve me, like you should be like thanking me that I'm getting back together with you, like blah blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:51

Also, he's not human, this is against God.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:53

Um, she tells him he ain't shit, and that and that he doesn't know anything about her, so how dare he like get up in her shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:59

Get him, girl. Also, stop fucking your stepbrother.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:02

Um Lewis, the ex-boyfriend, responds by trying to get physical and grabbing her.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:07

Okay, don't do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:08

Um this obviously causes Derek to wreck his shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:13

Okay. Um Does he bear out? Or does he just like beat him up human style?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:17

He bears out.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:18

Nice!

SPEAKER_04 1:15:19

He bears out, he gets he gets Lewis on his back and is like swiping at his face. What? Yeah, he like is maybe killing Lewis.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:27

Lewis, gotta say, bud, this is never Lewis is like doing that thing, that like that myth where he's like pretending to be dead.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:36

Getting your shitwrecked by your ex-bitch's stepbrother slash lover bear style.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:42

He's doing that thing. When I was a kid, um, there was like a lot of uh uh media and attention on like if you're being chased by a bear, you should not run up a tree because bears kind of love climbing trees.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:57

Well, you had black bears. Aren't you supposed to get bigger than black bears?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:00

Yeah, you yeah, you well, it's not like that hard to get bigger than a black bear, but like, yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. With grizzly bears, my understanding is you kind of um ignore them or something. You hope they don't notice you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you do well, th that was part of the thing is for both, you do not go up a tree. Because they they kind of love being up in trees.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:20

Grizzly bears are pretty big. I don't know. I presume they can get up in trees, but I can't.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:23

Yeah, they love being up in trees.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:24

Can they? Yeah. I just look, I'm just thinking that's a big back bear. I don't think that bear can be supported by any tree branch.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:31

Well, yeah, I mean they can they can get up a tree.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:34

Do you think he's like an invasive species as a grizzly bear in category?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:38

That's what it sounds like. He's doing so much damage to the ecosystem. Yeah, he's like Yeah, the cause he's like way too big to be but uh grizzly bears uh can bring down like moose and like Amer an American bison.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:54

Yeah, grizzly bears are like they're really, really big. Yeah, they're like ten feet tall when they're on their back.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:00

Does he have cute little bear ears? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Does he do does he do the hibernate thing where he eats like um he eats like a bunch and then gets real fat?

SPEAKER_04 1:17:10

I don't know. We don't learn about his hibernation. GM Fairy, come on to the pod!

SPEAKER_02 1:17:13

GM Fairy, come on the podcast, please!

SPEAKER_04 1:17:15

We got some questions!

SPEAKER_02 1:17:17

I must know.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:18

Does he stop up his butt with like a poop cork?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:21

That's a huge and then he sle Yeah, and then he um He sleeps for multiple months? Yeah, he sleeps for several months, but it's not actually a real hibernation because he wakes up he can wake up and uh go forage for more food during that time.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:33

You see all these bear facts JC got? JC's got bear facts on tap. JC has multiple bear characters. I appreciate all of them.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:41

Multiple bear characters.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:43

JC's an actor. Shit. I fucking broke the momentum of this goddamn part in the book.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:48

Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry swiping at him. He's oh my god, Derek is playing dead.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:53

Derek is the bear! Derek wouldn't play dead.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:55

Sorry, uh Lewis is playing dead.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:57

He might be dead.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:58

Um He might be dead for on the real real.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:00

Um Isabella tries to pull Derek off of Lewis because she's like, Don't kill him, you'll get in trouble.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:05

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:05

He like lashes back and scratches her with his bear claws.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:09

It's giving, it's it's giving it ends with us.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:12

Yeah. Um he immediately shifts back to a person and is like crying, and he like is like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. Like I didn't mean to hurt you, like I'm so sorry, like you must hate me. Like I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:24

Um she's like looking at her boo-boo, she's like, it's not that bad. Like it's superficial, I'll be fine. Um she looks down at her boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, she's like, damn, he's disfigured for life. He's got like big scrapes, maybe loses an eye, who knows? Um, but Isabella is like looking at Derek, hyperventilating and freaking out and crying because he hurt Isabella.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:47

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:48

And her boyfriend, ex-boyfriend Lewis on the floor, and she's like, Derek, we gotta go. And Derek is like, we? You know, puppy dog eyes, like both of us.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:59

Derek, shut your bitch ass up, dog.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:01

Um so basically, this is when Derek's trauma uh of like his father's hatred and his guilt of hurting others and like killing his mom comes out. Um, but Isabella's like, don't worry about it, like I'm not gonna abandon you, we can deal with this later, but like we have to leave. Um so Derek and Isabella flee into the forest near where the river was, but that is where he has like a cabin he goes to that he found with the other shifters, and this cabin is like abandoned, and that's where he used to like run off to when he was a kid and his dad like got in his face.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:34

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:34

Um when they're in the cabin in the woods, Derek is still freaking out. He is like hates himself and is like really going through shit, and this is when he accidentally drops. Like, I can't believe I hurt my mate.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:47

Girl.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:54

Mate?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:55

Mate.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:56

Mate. Um, again, Isabella has the brain power of perhaps a pee, and she's like, What does that even mean?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:03

What is that?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:04

And I got um Derek, what is that? Um, they like stay the night at this cabin and Derek calms down. Derek goes out the next morning to go hunting because there's no food there.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:13

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:13

Um, Isabella's rifling around this cabin and finds a box under the bed. She pulls out the box, it's got a bunch of pictures of like shit Teen Derek really liked.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:21

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:22

It's got like uh bikini model photos and like photos of like forests and like mountains and like shoes he really liked.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:30

That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:31

And then there is so many photos of her.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:34

No, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:35

Like so many photos of her. Um it's supposed to be like 17 to now. Like he's uh I know, right? Um Derek comes in and is like, oh, you found that. And she goes, What are these? And he's like, Oh, I kept photos to like make myself happy when I was like in a really bad place when I was younger. She goes, a lot of these things.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:04

This is my mood board material.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:06

Um and he's like, she's like, that's like a lot of stuff of me. And he goes, Yeah, well, I really liked you, and like I was jerking my shit to that.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:14

Gross.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:14

Um What? I'm not done. Um she's like, Oh, you liked me. Um, and he was like, Well, no, I kind of hated you, and she's like, What the fuck? And he goes, Um, like I hated you because I knew I couldn't have you because you're my fated mate, and I have known about that since high school, but I'm too dangerous, and we're step siblings, and blah blah blah blah blah. Like, why we can't be together. What? Uh-huh. Um, and then he's like, also, you said you don't want me, like you said that much to me. So, like, clearly, this is like what's going on. Like, I can't have you, and that makes me miserable. Um, and she's like, No, stop! Like, I definitely like like you, and blah blah blah, and we can be together and blah blah blah. What? And he's like, No, like you need to go. I'm too dangerous to be around, we're we can't be together, we're step siblings, like it's too hard, it'll never work.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:11

I have a question here on the faded mates situation of all of this.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:15

I'm not done.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:17

Give me a second. Um after he said that like it's too difficult, we can't be together. He she's like, he's like, you need to leave, she's like, I'm not going to, and he said, fine, then I'll leave.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:27

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:27

So now you can ask your question.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:28

Okay. Um the this is something I always think about in the faded mates situation. Yes. Um so he's like a shifter. So fated mates is something he has. She's not a shifter? Yes. Okay. So fated mates is not really something she has. Um like a consent thing here. Is she allowed to be like, nah?

SPEAKER_04 1:22:51

She can be like, nah. I think the fated mates is more like, you know how like, okay, stay with me here.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:56

Okay. It's kind of like a soulmate situation.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:58

It's kind of like a soulmate situation. No. Shut up. You know how there's some people that like smell good to you.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:04

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:05

Because your body recognizes that biologically that would be fine. Like, that's chill, it would be a good match. That's why people smell good to you sometimes. Like pheromones and shit, because like physically, whatever, like that would good production, good baby making.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:22

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:22

I think that's what Faded Mates is.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:24

Is not so much like a um Okay, but surely other people smell good to him.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:28

Yeah, but like this is like the best person to reproduce with. What? Yeah, this is he was she was like made for him.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:35

She's like made for him. Yes. Kind of like Edward Cullen.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:38

Dude, dead ass though, right? Like it all comes back to Twilight if we really think about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:43

She's kind of like his own personal brand of heroine.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:46

Exactly. His own personal brand of salmon.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:50

Oh, salmon? You kind of you're kind you're kind of salmon and blackberries to me.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:55

Hmm, girl.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:58

Anyway, she they're faded mates.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:00

They're faded mates. He is too self-deprecating to fucking realize that she's into him. He fucks off into the forest and wait, they've like been fucking.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:08

Is he just like, yeah, you just like want that?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:11

Yeah. But you don't want to like be with me like emotionally.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:15

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:16

So he like fucks off into the forest and like waits for her to leave.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:19

Nice. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:20

Well, Isabella, because she's easily influenced, leaves.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:24

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:25

Um, she goes back to her childhood home that is now covered in cops.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:29

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:29

Um, the ex is not dead. He's alive.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:32

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:33

He's disfigured. He's like telling the cops, like, Isabella had nothing to do with it, like, this is all Derek's fault, like, don't worry about it. Um, the mom is like, I don't know what happened, but Derek probably did all this. The cops are like, this is definitely an animal attack. They're like, it's probably still Derek.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:47

It's probably Derek. Do they know about him being a shifter?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:50

We're getting there.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:51

Okay, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:52

Um, uh, the mom uh or Isabella confronts her mom, being like, Did you fucking know about Derek? Uh, and did you know that like I'm his fated mate?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:02

Um That's such a funny thing to do, is like run up to your mom and be like, Did you know me, did you know me and my stepbrothers are soulmates, or like what's up here?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:16

Um she also asked her mom, like, Did you know if he was like a bear?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:20

Did you know he's a bear?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:21

And that we're soulmates.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:23

In the gay style.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:24

Not in the gay style. Leave the gay jokes and go back to your brother bear jokes. Um anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:31

Did you know he's in a ware?

unknown 1:25:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:33

Anyway, um, the mom is like, yeah, of course I knew he was a fucking bear. Uh and I knew he was your mate. That's why I protected you from him and never let you get close to him.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:43

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:43

Um, Isabella's pissed as hell. She's like, Why the fuck would you do that? Like, that's so rude. You were so mean to him. Like, I love him.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:50

And I love him.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:51

Um, her mom freaks and is like, you love him like a brother, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:58

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:58

And Isabella's like, you know it's not that way, bitch. Like, you know I'd be loving him mad sexually, mad romantically.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:06

Yeah, in a non-platonic manner.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:08

Um her mom is like in a state of shock now.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:11

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:12

Uh Isabella leaves because she's like, I have to tell Derek that I love him.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:15

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:16

Um, Isabella's mom is like, You're never gonna find Derek. Your stepdad's already on the way up to that cabin because we know about it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:24

By the way, we know about the cabin.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:25

Um, and the mom is like, you know, I used to pull uh his dad back on his punishments for Derek, uh, but this time he's gonna go all the way.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:34

What? Go all the way.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:35

Yeah, in like in like punishing his step.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:37

He's gonna go fuck Derek.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:39

No! Um, but yeah, so uh the stepdad's out to like hunt for Derek the bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:46

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:46

Yeah. Um Isabella is freaking out. She races up to the cabin to try to find Derek. Um she has to like figure out how to get there herself without Derek guiding her, which takes her a minute. When she gets to the cabin, she throws open the door and Derek is on the floor laying down, and his dad is standing over him with a gun pointed at Derek.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:02

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:03

As a person, not a bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:04

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:06

Um, the stepdad um is like screaming at Derek, being like, Your mother thought I was her fated mate, and you fucking killed her. Um, and then he like turns to Isabella and he's like, I knew he was your fated mate, and I tried to train him to get it under control, but you can never train a wild animal.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:24

No, that seems true.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:25

Um, and Isabella says that to her stepdad, you're the only wild animal I see here.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:32

That's so true, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:34

And then he calls he calls Isabella a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:37

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeah, you would.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:39

Which causes Derek to bear out and attack his dad.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:43

Um Derek kills his dad.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:46

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:48

Dope shit as a bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:49

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:50

Dead dad.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:50

Okay, so in this scenario, his dad is kind of um denali.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:56

That took you a minute to pull that one out.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:58

Yeah, well, I was trying to remember which brother. Is the one that dies. But it's Sitka dies. Oh my god. And Denali is the one that hunts him because he thinks Kenai the bear is the bear that killed Sitka.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:12

This is a lot of knowledge you have on hand.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:14

I do also want to throw out at no point do they have the the uh Rick Morenus and that other guy, uh Moose.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:22

No, there's no moose in the moose.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:24

They don't have hilarious Canadian moose moose mooses.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:27

There aren't Mises. There are no hilarious Mises.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:30

That sucks.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:31

Um, agreed. Um anyway, Derek's now freaking out because he like killed his dad in front of Isabella.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:37

Yeah, the the tracks.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:38

Isabella's like, don't even worry about it. Like, I'm gonna be with you no matter what. We're gonna show each other what real love is. No girl, I don't know that that's um they kiss, they're now together.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:47

I don't know that that's right. That's right. He seems he seems a little on the toxic side. He needs to get his temper.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:52

He's a literal bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:54

Yeah, okay. That doesn't make me feel better. She has now seen him maim one person. Who tried to attack her physically? And uh a bear swipes her. By mistake. His uh Okay. He felt really bad about it. Yeah, this is uh I do love that the ending of this book appears to be like the middle of I haven't read the book, but uh at least the movie, it ends with us. My god She's gonna realize there's gonna be an awesome moment later where uh It bears with us. It's it's gonna it bears with us. There's gonna be a really cinematic moment later where she realizes that when he swiped her it wasn't an accident, it was mad uh it was mad intentional.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:38

It bears with us.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:39

Yeah, and she's gonna be like our daughter, and then the daughter's gonna have a stupid name.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:43

Anyway, Jay Z, back to our fucking bear book.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:46

Yeah. It bears with us.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:47

It bears with us. Um Derek tells her, Isabella, after they decided to be together forever, um, that they have to leave the country and that his pack is gonna help.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:59

Sh what?

SPEAKER_04 1:29:59

And Isabella's like, I thought you were disowned. And Derek says, actually, I was given an ultimatum.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:06

That either I claim my mate and retain my humanity. What? Or I reject my mate and um go feral.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:16

These are some specific ass ultimatums.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:19

Apparently, as a shifter in this universe, if you have a fated mate and you know who they are, you need to claim your fated mate and be with them. So that way you retain your humanity, or you live alone and you become a feral animal.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:32

Okay. I don't I don't like this.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:35

Why?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:37

They're like, oh, like you need to claim her. Okay, yeah, dog, I've been trying to. She would in a scenario where all of this hasn't happened, she's not like the most easily manipulated person in the world. And they're like That's what makes her perfect for him. You must claim her. And you're like, yeah, dog, uh, she's been saying no.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:55

That's why he was gonna go feral. Because he said, I respect her too much.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:58

He's gonna go feral.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:00

Because if you're a fated mate, like the worst thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:02

That also seems bad because he's like a grizzly bear, and Connecticut does not have an ecosystem ready for that kind of Right? Anyway, so when you're fated mate, oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:12

So when you're ready for fated mates, or when you shit. When you have a fated mate, the worst thing you could do is like hurt them or harm them. So like you don't want to like assault them.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:19

Well, he's already done that, so. That seems less than ideal.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:25

That's why he was so upset.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:27

Seems like he should be feral.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:28

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:29

He was I refuse to support this man. I I would I would rather support Keenai.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:36

That's it. That's all of them. You just used all of them up.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:39

That's all of them.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:40

And you used all of them up just in time for the epilogue.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:42

Nice. What's the ep and they're they're they have babies now?

SPEAKER_04 1:31:45

No. Uh they leave the country.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:48

They move to Iceland.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:49

That seems like a weird place to live.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:51

They live under the names Ken and Lucy.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:54

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:54

They have a salmon business.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:56

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:57

Where they like smoke and like cure salmon and sell it.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:00

Surely it would be easier to he's a grizzly bear. They can move to British Columbia. They move to Iceland, baby. I don't know that Iceland has grizzly bears. It doesn't. It doesn't. Yeah, it seems like the logical places would be um Canada or like Russia.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:20

You would think so. I certainly would. But they're in Iceland now. They have a salmon business. Um, Isabella is still close with that friend who's like, I fuck my stepbrother. So she gets all the drama and updates from that friend.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:33

Oh sure. Um How did they move to Iceland so easily?

SPEAKER_04 1:32:36

The pack helped them.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:38

They have connects.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:39

They have connects in the Icelandic immigration department? Apparently.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:43

What? Icelandic immigration full of shifters.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:46

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:47

It seems like it would be easier to move to Canada.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:50

JC, you're thinking too logically about this. Do you not remember the book where everyone turned into vegetables and fucked?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:56

I do remember this.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:57

There you go. Okay, so you're realizing what we're here for. You can't think it's just for fun. Um, anyway, so they're in Iceland. He's a grizzly bear. She's close friends with the person who she told was fucking her brother. Yeah. Her mom and her ex-boyfriend are now dating.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:12

Uh no. No, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:14

Yeah, way worse than dating your step sibling, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:17

Um I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:18

I think it's way worse to date your daughter's ex-boyfriend than to No, it's not. That's weird that you think that. That's weird. Anyway, uh, they fuck under the Northern Lights Happily Ever After the End.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:34

And happily ever after in the end. Yes. Oh, and the Northern Lights. Yes. The spirits.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:39

Yes. Of salmon.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:41

Of salmon.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:42

Of not grizzly bears.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:43

Yeah, and then the uh the Bulgarian choir sings an Inuit song for them. That was um the the soundtrack for Brother Bear was the It was like Bulgarian choir, I think.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:54

It seemed that appropriate. Shouldn't an Inuit choir single songs?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:59

I I also don't think it's like explicitly Inuit folk songs. I think it's um it's mostly meant to be just like choral.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:06

Like choral tracks, and then they um went specifically with this uh like Bulgarian.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:12

Why do you know so many facts about Brother Bear?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:14

I love Brother Bear.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:15

Do you? Yeah. I've only seen it like twice.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:18

Great movie.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:19

It's a strange one to think is good.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:21

Uh Brother Bear came out right as my younger sister really got like into movies as like a concept for children. Yep. Um, so we watch Brother Bear a lot.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:33

Apparently, you got a lot of facts about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:35

Yeah. I don't I don't remember why I know the Bulgaria one. I read that somewhere.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:42

But it's fun. I guess. Um, so that's Stepbrother Bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:46

Yeah, that's Stepbrother Bear. And guess what? And pray tell.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:49

It is a US Today bestseller.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:51

Is it?

SPEAKER_04 1:34:52

Yes, this is the one for good for GM Fair.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:54

This is the one I know her.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:56

I know her too. That was the one that propelled her up to be a US uh USA Today bestseller. Um very exciting for her. She has sold plenty of these books. I love the cover art. I have we got the um I got an early physical arc from this from um Monster Erotica.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:14

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:15

Um, which was great, and it came with like prints and shit. It came to a print of them boning in the laundry room.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:20

Which is in my smut book over there. Um, but it was it's a lot of fun. I really like it. I love Gian Ferry's books. I've been really excited about this one since she announced it. Um yeah, I really liked this one. It was fun, it was cute. It was fun, it was cute. Uh, Love a Bear, Love a Good Step Sibling Romance. Um, hell yeah. Wish Isabella had a little bit more agency in her life. God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:43

I would love that. I would love to.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:44

Girl, why are you so easily influenced?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:47

She's traumatized.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:48

She is literally one of those people that your parents are like, if someone dared you to jump off a cliff, would you?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:52

Isabella would. And she would. You wouldn't even have to dare her, you'd just be like, jump off that cliff, you won't do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:58

Uh yeah, I would.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:59

So that she is.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:00

So anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:02

So anyway. The uh it does sound fun. It is fun. Um, because this is kind of in her uh corpus of legally not uh this Disney movie, her I guess in the case of Shrek a DreamWorks film.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:20

Or in the case of Veggie Tales, whatever the hell's going on there.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:23

Whatever the hell's going on there.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:24

Yeah, her not quite legal.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:26

Yeah. Um have you read any of the others in that vein? You read the Veggie Tales one.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:34

I read the Veggie Tales one. I haven't read the Shrek ones yet. I haven't read the B movie one. I've only read this one and the Veggie Tales one.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:43

It's on my list. I started the Shrek one at one point in time, but the Shrek one is definitely more dark romance than you would think.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:48

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:49

Which I just wasn't prepared for dark Shrek romance when I started it.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:53

I mean the movie is kind of dark romance.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:57

I guess. I guess, goddamn.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:01

Well, because she's only an ogre at night.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:04

I get it. That was dumb. That was dumb.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:07

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:08

Anyway. Anyway, yeah, I I mean I love Gian Ferry stuff. She has, I think it's called not the Never Hairs. I don't want to quote that. Don't quote me on what her next book is, but she's posting about it. It's really exciting. She has some other stuff she's working on. Gian Ferry's always working on something.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:22

She's she's always working on something.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:24

Booked and blessed, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:26

Apparently.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:26

Yeah. She's constantly at conf conferences, that would be way too serious, at like book cons. And she's constantly like putting new shit out. Um but yeah, this has been a really fun one. I was really excited for this one. I really love the cover art. They gave Isabel. Isabel is a dark-skinned, like Hispanic woman? It's kind of hard to tell.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:48

Oh, good for good for her.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:51

Yeah, right. Like it's kind of hard to tell. But she's got like really curly hair and she's really, really tan. But yeah, she was fun. I liked it. Good book, good book. Any feelings? Anything that you'd like to end on for bear shifter and or step sibling romance?

SPEAKER_02 1:38:07

Uh uh I think uh uh don't fuck your step siblings.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:11

Um unless they're consensually into that.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:13

No. No. There are there are there are billions of people in the world. You can truly fuck anybody. Look, look. You can you can have sex with any person. Just I d I think I think step siblings are a weird way to go.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:29

Fuck the bear shifter if you'd like. Uh go off king.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:35

Anyway. Anyway. Have a good y'all.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:38

Have a good y'all