Ep. 9 - Titan: A Gargoyle Daddy Dom Romance by Jillian Graves

What if Goliath from Gargoyles (1994-1997) dominated you, daddy-style? Well that is exactly what we're discussing today in the analysis of this beautiful piece of art! Come on down while we also talk about the realm of room, do gargoyles use cashapp or wire transfer, and Chloe WILL NOT STOP POCKETWATCHING

Outro song produced by Greyskies 

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:07

I'm sorry, what? Hello, it's me, Chloe. This is Cliterature. How are you today?

SPEAKER_02 0:21

I'm good. Was that for me?

SPEAKER_01 0:23

No, it was for our listeners, but I like you answering.

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Sorry. We're good. Me and the listeners.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Oh my god, thank you. It's so good to know that you are all so close to each other. I love that energy.

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We talk. I don't know how or why.

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Telepathically, the vibes that they send just hit you.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

Yeah.

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It's intentional.

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Please stop. I want to sleep.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

No. Uh what's up? What's up? How you doing? I'm JC. I'm such a mess. JC is too distracted to do an opening properly because he's too busy thinking about crunching on raw pasta.

SPEAKER_03 0:59

Uh-uh.

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Liar. I had to yell at them. My man had a mouthful of raw pasta crunching like he was eating gravel before we started recording. Hey, Mr. Pasta Mouth.

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I'm JC.

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What have you been reading recently, you fucking freak?

SPEAKER_02 1:15

It was all over the place. Recently I read the book The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

Um, which was pretty fun. It was uh I'm not I'm not very good at like books written in like an older vernacular. They were they require like a lot more of my brain power than I'm willing to admit. I i i I think it's just that I'm kind of stupid.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

You are the idiot, perhaps?

SPEAKER_02 1:41

I'm the yeah, I'm the idiot. The idiot is me. Um but it's fun. It's about like um the Russian elites and aristocracy and like the corruption within and russian society of the mid-1800s. Uh it pulls in a lot from Dostoevsky's real life, um, such as like his um near execution at the hands of the czar. Um it's about like a guy who doesn't really understand uh Russian elite society, kind of showing up as like a newcomer and having to fit into the society as a as like a naive moron. Um he he's he's like um he means well generally, but he commits a lot of social faux pas because he doesn't he doesn't really get it. He doesn't really understand what's going on. Um and that's pretty much what the book is about. It's um pretty fun. It is a Russian novel, so it's like 700 pages long. Um but overall I I enjoyed it quite a bit.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Sounds late as fuck, bro.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Well, what have you been reading?

SPEAKER_01 2:59

So today I want to talk about a book I've been reading that I love. It's actually a series. Uh it is The Court of Ravens Duology by Liv Xander.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

Fun.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

I am fucking obsessed with this series. I am in love with it. It is one, Dark Romance, ah, fantasy world, um, and it is so good. Liv Xander has only written two duologies. She's allegedly coming out with uh the beginning of a third one in a little bit here. Okay. Um, but she is known for writing not morally gray, not morally black, but pitch black evil villain romance bitch, and I am obsessed. Hell yes. I'm obsessed. It is so dark, it is so brooding. The trigger warning list is a book in and of itself. Uh I did cry once.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Uh, but it's so good. I I love it so much. So much so that I've been like intentionally hunting for like a special edition um because I know that I'm gonna want to read this bitch over and over again. Just because it's it's so good.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

Oh good.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Yeah, girl.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Nice. That's fun. What are what are they like generally about?

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Um there is a group of people that magically turn into ravens.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

Sure.

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And then there are the humans. Uh-huh. And the humans and the raven people have been at war and they've been like intentionally causing harm to one another.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

Is this the crowboy that eats trash?

SPEAKER_01 4:30

No, this is not the crowboy that eats trash.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

This is this is this is something different. And this guy who's like the second most higher-up royalty has like decided to marry his daughter to the prince, but then she's kidnapped by the evil Raven King, and the Raven King is like, I'm gonna keep you here, and I'm gonna force your dad to like make a deal with me, but the dad doesn't care about the daughter, and then the daughter is like sexually abused in like a hot way.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Okay.

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By like by like the Raven King, and they end up like falling in love, and it's really cute, and they save the world.

SPEAKER_02 5:01

The Raven King eats trash? Who eats trash?

SPEAKER_01 5:04

The Raven King eats pussies.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

No one's eating trash. This is a totally different series.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

This is not the crowboy who eats garbage or plastic. This is this is the Raven King that that sexually does some CNC stuff to you, but like you're kinda into it, but also maybe he totally intentionally ruins your reputation for the human so that way uh you can never uh leave him.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

And that's kind of the trash that he's eating.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

The trash is the human expectations on society, bro. Bro, okay. Um stop getting me in my head about the best series ever. Uh we're here to talk about a different book.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

We're here to talk about a different book.

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And it's called It's called Titan.

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Uh-huh.

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Colon.

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Colon.

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A Gargoyle's Daddy Dog Romance.

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Nice! By Gillian Graves. By Gillian Graves.

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Uh, another very famous author within the Monster Erotica community.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Is she? I don't I I don't know any of these people. No offense. No offense to uh Miss Graves. I'm sure she's lovely.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Yeah, yeah, she's lovely. So it's it's uh it's a fun little book. I um okay, JC, we're gonna air some shit out.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Let's air some shit out.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

I don't have a dad.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

I don't have a dad.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Oh, you do.

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I I have never had a father figure or a positive male role model in my life.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

I will be your father figure. Put your tiny hand in mine. I will be your teacher preacher. Anything you have in mind. You're so- Is that something?

SPEAKER_01 6:32

No, it's nothing.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

Oh, you're gonna c are you gonna cut that? Probably. You can't cut that.

SPEAKER_01 6:38

Um, okay, so I don't have a dad. I don't have a father figure. I d honest to honest to God, uh, don't have a mother figure either. I kind of raised myself. Look at me go, I'm a queen. That does mean I naturally uh prefer. Naturally, no. I myself, I don't want to put this as like an A equals B thing. I myself prefer uh men who are more authoritarian in relationships.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

Sure, a little authoritative.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Yeah, I just like people to take care of me because I am baby and I have never been taken care of in my life, even though I am old.

SPEAKER_02 7:09

Okay, so you want you want the gargoyle daddy dom.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

Exactly, that's why I read the book because I want the gargoyle daddy dom.

SPEAKER_02 7:15

The the gargoyle daddy dom is the trauma we had al along the way.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

It's actually the healing therapy we needed along the way.

SPEAKER_02 7:21

Sure, facts.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Facts. Um, okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

Your therapist is a gargoyle daddy dom. It sounds like you're projected!

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Oh my god. Ugh, okay, so this is the beginning in a series. This second book hasn't come out yet. Uh I didn't do the research on when it is, but I know it's called Rook and it's it's coming out at some point in time soon here.

SPEAKER_03 7:43

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Um, so this is a book about a gargoyle daddy dom.

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The gargoyle daddy dom, and he's a Titan.

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His name is Titan.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

His name is Titan.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

His name is Titan.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Kind of Goliath from Gargoyles Coded.

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And this is very Gargoyle's TV show coded. Is it? Very. I've never seen the show, but from what I know of it, yes, very much.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

Okay, so we our two main characters are Titan, who is a gargoyle, like a literal gargoyle.

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And a daddy dom.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

He shut up. He is big, he's hot, he's not technically made out of stone. He just looks like he's made out of stone. His skin is soft and pliant and he's warm. Uh, and his his goal is to protect a realm called the room, which is full of the room, which is full of magical, powerful artifacts. Okay. Okay. Okay. Stay with me. Our female main character is named Juliana, or Jules from sh for short. Juliana. Juliana is a former child star forced to sugar baby.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

What?

SPEAKER_01 8:55

When her mother took all of the money she got as a child actor.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

In like our in like Hollywood?

SPEAKER_01 9:02

In like Hollywood, this takes place in Hollywood, LA area.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

Wait, where's Room?

SPEAKER_01 9:07

The Room is a separate is a separate realm.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

Oh, oh, it's a it's a different realm.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

It's a different realm. The real the room is a realm.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

The room is a realm.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

The room is a realm. Um, so Jules is is a sugar baby trying to earn enough money to get by and um uh like uh afford the lawyer that's helping her get her money back from her mother.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

Sure.

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Uh and that's that's where we're starting.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

Okay, are you ready to jump in?

SPEAKER_02 9:33

We're in we're in Los Angeles and Titan is in a room. Let's go.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

Titan is not in the room. He's looking for the room.

SPEAKER_02 9:41

He's not in the room?

SPEAKER_01 9:42

No, he's looking for it.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

What do you mean he's looking for it?

SPEAKER_01 9:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

I'm okay. So just start the book, I'm confused.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

Okay, okay. So we start with Titan um watching a date between Okay. Between Jules and a guy named Harris, because Harris is the last guy who knew where the keystone, which is a key to get into the room realm, okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Is the names on this is bad.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

It's confusing. Um, so he's tracking Harris to try to figure out where the keystone is.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

Um He's watching this day, he's like, this date sucks.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

He is. Uh Jules, Jules is like getting like a beat littled, and this Harris guy is like a piece of shit, and he's like answering phones in the middle of the date, and he writes down like the address for some party and holds it up to Jules, and it's like, this is what I get because I'm very important. And then he goes to the bathroom and she like steals the napkin that has the address on it.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Nice at the end. Okay. And Harris is no longer in the book.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

Harris is no longer well, no, he's in the book, but he's not important. Uh Titan and his brothers, there's four.

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Okay.

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So there's five altogether, I believe.

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Like in gargoyles.

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Like in gargoyles. Um is like, I need to get that, and she has it now. And the best way to get in contact with her is to meet with her as a potential sugar daddy. So Titan, okay, using his literal name, Titan, no last name, creates a catfishing page on the sugar baby website Jules uses to get a date with her.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

It's kind of like Madonna.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

He has a magical ring from the witches, because there's witches in the show. Sure. That help him have a human disguise.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

That is what he looks like on the dating app. That is how he meets Jules.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

Does the disguise So he presumably he has wings, he's got the tail, he's got the whole nine. Yeah. Um, does the disguise because so presumably, like, even with the disguise, he's like kind of having to make sure he doesn't knock shit over with his with his large bat wings.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

You would assume so.

SPEAKER_02 11:54

Just like shit suddenly knocks over, like four feet away from his body, is like, sorry. I mean, how did that happen?

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Apparently they just go away and he doesn't have to worry about it, and it makes him slightly shorter.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

Oh, sure, whatever, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 12:07

It's like a whole transformation thing. Rather than like a disguise thing. I don't know. I'm there's not a lot of magical explanation, okay?

SPEAKER_02 12:14

No, it doesn't hold your hand, it sounds like.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

No, um, okay, so Jules comes, they set up a date.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

Yeah.

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Titan is like, haha, come over to my apartment for our date.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

He has an apartment?

SPEAKER_01 12:24

He has he has a penthouse.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

What how?

SPEAKER_01 12:27

He and the boys have a penthouse.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

How did he get how did he get the credit check on that? The boys? Yeah, I checked, I I ran a check on Titan and nothing came up.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

The boys have money because of investments because they're 700 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

Because of investments.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

He's got he has a human secretary.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

On what social security number?

SPEAKER_01 12:48

Stop it! It's a magic book! I don't know. I don't know. He's got a penthouse in LA.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

He has a secretary.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Can you imagine being that secretary? You're like, yeah, you're like, you're like in like clubs and bars and stuff in Los Angeles, and you're like, yeah, my boss is like a 700-year-old gargoyle.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

You can't talk about it. The magic people are secret. They also call the magic people in this world are called the strange. The strange.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Yeah, for sure.

unknown 13:13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

Okay, so he's got- I'm getting me some strange, you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Oh my god. So Jules shows up to Titan's apartment.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Seems like a bad, dangerous thing.

SPEAKER_02 13:23

She's getting some strange.

unknown 13:24

Shut up!

SPEAKER_01 13:26

For the Sugar Daddy date. Um, uh Titan's apartment has a bunch of pedestals all over the place. Sure. With like magic. She doesn't realize they're magic. Historical artifacts.

unknown 13:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:37

And so Jules keeps walking around being like, I bet I could steal that dagger, and it would be like$40,000.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

Jules wants to steal.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

Good for her.

SPEAKER_01 13:46

Jules loves stealing.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

Hell yes.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

Um, okay, so she runs into Titan and he's like, Please don't steal my shit. He's like, let's go to the dining room. And like, he's he's like being kind of strange. Not magic strange. Not magic strange, just normal strange. Normal strange. Um and he's like, I know you have that napkin. She's like, what the fuck? And he goes, I know you have the napkin that Harris has the address on. I want the napkin, I'll pay you for it.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

So she's like with my investments. So he paid$500 for this date.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

What?

SPEAKER_01 14:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

She's like, I'll give you the napkin, uh, but I want$3,000.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

Hell yes, dude.

SPEAKER_01 14:25

So he gives her$3,000. She has$3,500. She goes to leave, and he goes, Oh, we're not done here. And she's like, I already gave you what you want. He goes, I want to be your daddy for the night.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

It's like, he's like, no, I also I do want pussy, to be clear.

SPEAKER_01 14:40

He's like, I want to be your daddy for the night. And she's kind of like, uh, I don't know. And like, but internally she goes, I want that.

SPEAKER_02 14:48

I do want that, though.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

So to maintain the upper hand, she's like, fine, you can be my daddy for the night. I want three months' worth of rent from you.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

She doesn't say how much rent is.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

She grinds.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Let's assume it's$3,000. This is$9,000. She's now at$12,500 for the night.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

Okay. Queen shit. What are you- Why are you counting up all this money? Were you her accountant? You pocket watch up?

SPEAKER_01 15:09

I'm definitely pocket. I just am thinking, uh, maybe I went to the wrong career.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

Maybe I should date the strange.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

Maybe I should date the strange. Um, so she she gets that money and he like Venmos or cash ups to her immediately. So her phone like pings that she got the money and she checks it and she's like, legit, we're on.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

Surely, she surely he's doing like a wire transfer.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

He's not just like cash up. It's through literally like a Venmo Cash App thing.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

I don't have Zelle.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

So um she gets the money and he uh throws a bunch of shit off the pedestal that she's like that's worth a lot, and he's like, I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

He puts her up on a pedestal, literally. Nice. Uh, eats her coochie.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Hell yes.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

Um I'm sorry, can I go back to something? I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_01 15:56

Yeah, it's it's okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

I'm taking us on some tangents.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Yeah, no shit. This is what you do. You better watch out during your next episode on your straight off the course.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

Um What do you think you put on the because on like on on like Cash App Venmo, you have to like put and they make you, put like what it's for.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

He he put rent.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:22

He put rent times three.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Rent plus pussy.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

Rent plus pussy. Um plus napkin. So he he throws everything off the pedestal.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

He eats her pussy.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

He eats her pussy. She's like, This is the best head I've ever had. Um after that, he takes her to a bedroom and she's like, Ooh, are we in a bone? He goes, No baby girl, because that's her her name now.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

Uh okay, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

Because he's daddy. Uh no baby girl, uh, you aren't ready for me. I'm too big for you.

SPEAKER_02 16:49

I'm too big for you. So That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

So he finger blasts her sh shit with his human hands. Uh. And she's like, No, I can't come, it's too much. And he's like, release, baby girl. So she squarts.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

And he's like, I'm so proud of you, baby girl. Like, you you did that thing.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

Your pussy did that.

SPEAKER_01 17:09

You your pussy did that.

SPEAKER_03 17:11

Um, that just happened.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

Um, uh so they uh uh do that all night long. I guess she's squarting all night long.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

She gets squirting and she gets$12,000.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

$12,500 and pocket watching.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

Pocket watching.

SPEAKER_01 17:28

Um she falls asleep in his bed, she wakes up, she goes, Oh my god, I never do this. Titan's still asleep. Um, but Titan's human disguise is created by a giant emerald ring, right?

SPEAKER_02 17:41

Oh, does she take the ring?

SPEAKER_01 17:42

She steals the ring straight off his finger.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

And when she turns around after like looking at this ring, she sees like a giant fucking gargoyle. She's like, oh my fucking god.

SPEAKER_02 17:53

And Titan sits up and he's like, You shouldn't have done that, baby girl. No, you shouldn't have done that.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

And she's like freaking out, and he's like, she's like, I can't be like, this isn't real. He goes, Oh hell yeah, it is. So he like rolls up on her and she's in a chair, he's like, You can touch me. Like, I'm real, dude. Like, I'm real as fuck. Um, uh, awesome. Uh he's naked. She keeps looking at his giant, soft gargoyle peen. She's like, damn, I'm kind of into that.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

How big is it? Stop me. Stop me when I get to it.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Like there.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

It's huge.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

This is good for content.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

It's like huge. It's like a like a foot. Um, and it's like big and thick and whatever. It's a gargoyle peen.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

It's a gargoyle peen.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

It's a gargoyle peen. Um so uh she's still got the ring in his hand. His brothers get home, he opens up the bedroom door, buck ass naked. The brothers are with Are they also naked? No, they're wearing their clothes, which is a leather loincloth.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Oh, for sure. Yeah, gargoyle shit.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

As of gargoyle shit.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:53

Um uh their human secretary is with them.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

Uh is she wearing clothes?

SPEAKER_01 18:58

She's wearing clothes. She's wearing heels, she's got a hair in a bun. She's very uptight.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Um She's professional.

SPEAKER_01 19:02

She's professional.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

She's like boss.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

He's dick out talking to his brothers. No one bats an eye. Jules is in the corner wearing a blanket. Uh they're like, hey dude, what's up? Did you get what you needed? He goes, Yeah, I totally got what I needed. Uh Jules is behind him. Uh, and the boys are like, hey yo, she's still here. And he's like, Yeah, she took off my fucking ring because she's a little thief, and now she knows gargoyles exist. And like, it's chill, it's whatever. Uh we gotta go to this party. We being the gargoyle boys.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

It's the gargoyle boys, we're at the club.

SPEAKER_01 19:36

The gargoyle boys have gotta go to this party at this house that the address is at in order to get the keystone to find the realm of the room so that way they can get back to their purpose in life, which is to protect the room.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

Yeah, the room is wildly unprotected right now.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

The room is unprotected because, okay, I need you to empty your mind.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

I'm it's super empty.

SPEAKER_01 19:59

Okay, I want you to think of the room as the realm.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

The room was protected by twenty gargoyles.

SPEAKER_02 20:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:09

Each gargoyle protected the room at a different realm's entrance, which suggests there's only five realms.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:16

The gargoyles were created by the witches for this purpose, which means their only purpose in life is to protect the room.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

Their desire to protect the room is called the pull.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 20:31

Now that we've got that out of the way.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

A couple hundred years ago, one of the gargoyle groups, led by a gargoyle named Maximus, led a revolt. I don't know why. The book doesn't explain it.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

Who cares?

SPEAKER_01 20:48

And causes the collapse of the realm, the room.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

That does not mean the room no longer exists. It means that it is floating through the ether and the realm is no longer anchored in one central location. So throughout time, in the past 300, 400, 700 years, this has happened, it'll spontaneously appear throughout the world.

SPEAKER_03 21:13

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

And it's now like a uh like realm just kind of existing in and of itself without any thing. When the room fell, okay, fifteen of the twenty gargoyles died.

SPEAKER_02 21:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Mass extinction event.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Including Maximus?

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Maximus died.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Yes. Um. And only these five gargoyles are left.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

So because the Gargoyles created purpose was to protect the realm, they are led by an intrinsic internal physical desire to find it and protect it. So that's literally all they care about.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

So even though there's a naked bitch up behind. Them, they're like, you got the paper, that's where the keystone is, which would help us find the room, which would help us get back to our purpose. Yeah. So they have to go to this party to get it. And Jules is speaking up from behind Titan's shoulder to be like, hey, you need me to go to this party with you. And Titan is like, No, I fucking don't. Also, like you didn't know about us ten minutes ago. Also, like, I'm not gonna put you in a weird situation like that. Like, that doesn't seem good.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

We only just started dating, and it seems weird to I'm not like in a place in this relationship for you to join my quest for room.

SPEAKER_01 22:33

Well, he apparently is like, it's too dangerous. I don't know how. She's like, hey dude, you need me because you act weird and people would know you're not part of this group.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

You act fucked up and people don't like you.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

People would know, like you would never be able to pass off as human, which is weird because last night They just had sex. Like you're trying to fuck, and you never seem to have an issue with it. They didn't fuck. He only finger blasted her all night long.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Oh, oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

Yeah. Um, which means by page 50 of this book, she has successfully wrangled a gargoyle man, multiple months of rent, and a new thievery hustle and multiple parties.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

She is absolutely running shit.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

Yeah, she's killing it.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

Okay. That's the intro.

SPEAKER_02 23:16

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

After the intro, Titan leaves Jules to get dressed, and he goes and has a meeting with his brothers. The brothers are like, dude, what are you doing? Like, you weren't supposed to be fucking this bitch. We need to be focusing on the room.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

We didn't fuck, I just figure blasted her till she squirted a bunch.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

He tells the brothers, like, don't worry about it. Jules means nothing to me. She's just a means to an end.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

Jules, of course.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

Overhears this.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

Yes, and it's like, this really affects me emotionally, but I don't understand why, because this is just a transactional relationship.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've you you keep trying to steal from him.

SPEAKER_01 23:48

Yeah, you keep stealing, and it's a whole thing.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

You can't be mad. You stole his s you stole his ring.

SPEAKER_01 23:54

Off of his hand.

SPEAKER_02 23:55

It's fucked.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

While he was asleep.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

It's very um Anne Hathaway catwoman.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

I know. Um, so Titan avoids her for a handful of days, uh, but they go to the party, and right before the party, Titan's like, let me see what you're gonna wear, baby girl. She's got this slutty little dress on, he goes, Ooh, what panties are you wearing? She goes, I'm not wearing panties. Uh I like that. He bought her this beautiful designer dress and like Lou Batons and all this shit.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

She's wearing a loincloth and also no panties.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Because he um They don't wear panties under the loincloth.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

No, of course not.

SPEAKER_01 24:28

That's talked about regularly.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Why would they?

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Um, he like gets her all these shoes because he is like she's still a sugar baby and he wants to be her daddy and all the shit.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

Pull out your phone.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

You have a quote to read here. I have a quote to read here.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

Uh, before the party, Titan takes her to the top of the building he lives on in LA, and this forces poor Gillian Graves to work fucking overtime to convince you the ugliest city in the world of Los Angeles is somehow beautiful. I have this quote that this woman is trying to convince you this ugliest city is pretty that JC is gonna read.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Okay. The forests of glass and steel towers in front of me are bisected by the thick veins of freeways. Beyond that, the city dips down to the shortened mismatch buildings of central LA and then Hollywood, allowing a hazy view of an imperfect grid of streets. The illuminated billboards that are abstracts in the distance become bright squares and rectangles of color, breaking up the expansive city skyline.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

Jules has this line where she's like, I forgot that the city could be beautiful. LA is not beautiful. LA is famously the ugliest town in the entire fucking world. I've been on top of towers in LA, I've been on the ground in LA, I've been to Maladu, Venice Beach, Hollywood, everything in between. It's the ugliest motherfucking city in the world.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

It's got that good weather though.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Harrisonburg, Pennsylvania is more gorgeous.

SPEAKER_02 25:55

It's just Harrisburg.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

Whatever. I don't even know the name, but I would rather be there looking at their fucked up town than LA.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

It's a fucked up town.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

It's a rust belt town.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

Hell yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_01 26:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 26:06

Love that.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

So as she's looking out and thinking about how beautiful LA is, Titan hits a cliche of the century and goes, Juliana, who hurt you?

SPEAKER_02 26:18

Who hurt you like this, bitch?

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Um, which is where we get Jules' backstory about how she was a child actor and her mother kept all her money in an account, and her manager and her mom were like, We're gonna make some investments that way you're able to live on it forever. But what they were really doing is moving it to their own accounts, which means when Jules turned 18 and was supposed to get this money, she didn't, and it turns out that it's just in a different account. So she tried to be like, Mom, I want my fucking money, and the mom was like, No, this is payback for all I had to do for you. And her mom and her ex-manager are working together to keep the money from Jules, and it has been 10 years of her trying to fight her mom and her ex-manager for control of her money that she made as a child actor.

SPEAKER_02 27:03

Okay, so kind of like honey boo-boo.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

Kinda, yeah. Yeah. Or like any child actor where this inevitably happens.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

It's kind of Macaulay Culkin honey boo-boo coded.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Sure, totally. Um look, I just don't think any parent of a child actor really has their uh uh good uh intention. No, of course not. No, you're just pimping out your child. Um, this makes Titan mad as fuck, and he kind of like secretly texts his brother to be like, I need you to snoop on her mom because he's mad protective of Jules now.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

Go kick her mom's shit in for me.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

Okay, so Jules and Titan go to this party of this big famous producer uh who recently bought the Keystone from Harris, the guy she was on a date with.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

And it's a rap party for this event. Um Jules goes there and she like knows exactly how to like schmooz and like smooth talk because she like one was in this industry, and two, she's a sugar baby.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

She's kind of thief coated.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

Well, she's also a sugar baby.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

And she's also a sugar baby.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

And she knows how to talk to people. So she goes and fight with a guy whose party this is, and she kind of like flirts with them. And it turns out he's actually obsessed with her because she was on a childhood version basically of like Star Trek that got cancelled.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

And he was obsessed with it, so he only calls her by her character names rather than her like real name.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

Um, she like flirts and talks her way into getting an invite to an artifact unveiling that's happening in a week.

SPEAKER_03 28:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 28:32

This is where she needs to be because that's the only way she can make sure Titan gets the keystone when he unlocks and shows off all his valuables because he's like, I don't want my valuables out right now, it's a rat party.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

Big facts.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

She's like, aha, totally. Um during this conversation, Titan is snooping around, trying to like suss out where the keystone is.

SPEAKER_03 28:56

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

Because he has the pull, it physically tells him and pulls him, literally, to where the keystone would be, which is inside of a magical vault inside of a bookcase.

SPEAKER_02 29:08

Oh, I thought I thought it was gonna be more like a situation of you know when you go to like a house party and you go in the bathroom and you're like pulling open their medicine cabinet to see what they got in there.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Hell yeah, I was like, He's doing that.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

No he forgot to hide his oxy cotton.

SPEAKER_01 29:21

Oh, this guy definitely does oxy. Um, so he finds it and he's like almost got it, and he's like pushing around this desk for a magic button because there is no magic button on the um like bookcase. Um, but as he's looking and as this like physical pull like kind of darkens everything to just finding it, um, he suddenly notes that he has this overwhelming sense to go run to Jules, and then when he's kind of like pulled out of the pole, uh he like smells her fear because of course monsters can smell emotions.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Oh sure.

SPEAKER_01 29:55

Um so he like runs downstairs and Jules is being cornered by Harris, the guy she went on a date on.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

He's back.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

And he's like, You're uh like why didn't you stay? Where'd you go? You stole this address from me, like you ain't shit, you ain't shit. And Titan I never finished that story.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

He's just continuing the date. He's just telling dumb shitty stories.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Titan gets so mad about this that like this guy is like corner jewels, that he like runs up and chokes one-handed um Harris.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

And apparently this is very low-key because nobody reacts to the fucking party.

SPEAKER_02 30:33

No, this is this is normal for Hollywood parties, by my understanding.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

He's like holding Harris up against the wall, and he's like, never fucking talk to her again, you bitch. And Harris is like, oh my fucking god!

SPEAKER_02 30:42

Um my god. And then uh everyone's like, that's kind of hot, I think.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

This might be sexy. He puts down Harris, grabs jewels, throws jewels over his shoulder, and like leaves the party because he's like, We got what we need.

SPEAKER_02 30:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

Mission successful.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

Yes. But because of the threat and sense of protection and like physical pull to jewels, he felt, he's like, I gotta go blow off some steam and get away from people for a little bit. Sure. So he takes Juliana to a cave that he and his brother lived in before the witches gave them magical rings to blend in as humans when they had to hide from humans.

SPEAKER_03 31:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

I guess they were living in historical LA.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

Yeah, they're in the Hollywood Hills.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

I fucking guess. Uh, this cave though, like overlooks the ocean. Uh whatever.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

Oh, so they're they're in like those the the cliffs. The cliffside.

SPEAKER_01 31:38

They're like in Malibu.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Okay, sure.

SPEAKER_01 31:40

JC doesn't know LA. I don't know Los Angeles, like. It's fun to drop shit like that. Um, so he's all wound up and he takes her to the old cave. Um, and he's like got adrenaline, because I guess gargoyles have adrenaline like really high, but he's also like confused about why like he was pulled to Juliana. Um, and that's when he explains to her his backstory about the room collapse and the mass like genocide of 15 gargoyles.

SPEAKER_02 32:08

She's like, wait, the realm is called room?

SPEAKER_01 32:10

Yeah. Um he's just like really emotional about the whole thing.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

He's like, no, it's the room.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

And so um uh because he's so emotional, she starts like smooching on him, and he's like, Are you sure? And she's like, Yes. And they start smooching and he's she's touching his penis, and when he takes off his human disguise, it gets rid of the human clothes, so he's only in his loincloth again.

SPEAKER_03 32:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:35

Um and he's hella bricked, and um they have a big fuck sesh.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

Damn. And her pussy can take all that?

SPEAKER_01 32:42

I have quotes.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Oh, do you oh is it my turn?

SPEAKER_01 32:45

I have yeah, it's your turn. I have I have some hot quotes from this big fuck sesh. Um that I highlighted and went NIC! No, what I got for you to read.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

I got some smut for JC.

SPEAKER_02 32:58

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 32:59

It's just two quotes, just two quotes small quotes.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

You can take it, baby girl.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

The fact that you're doing Titan voice big and deep, but when he does smut quotes, it's high pitch is killing me. Yeah. You have to do the Titan void voice for the quotes. You can't give him a high-pitch voice.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

You can take it, baby girl.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

He says my body tenses. You were made for me.

SPEAKER_01 33:20

Hot shit. What's the next one, JC?

SPEAKER_02 33:22

You feel so fucking good, baby girl. I grunt with the force of another thrust. My balls tighten as I speed up ever so slightly, needing to feel more of her. So wet and ready to handle my big cock.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

They bone real hard.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

Um, yeah, no, I g I gathered.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

His okay, we also get um Wait, I'm sorry, I have another question.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

He has balls?

SPEAKER_01 33:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Okay. I've I've been to like the Notre Dame Cathedral, and I did not see any gargoyles with big balls. Um, for that matter, uh big fat big fat cocks.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

Okay, so this is my second gargoyle romance I read. Um my first one was called The Gargoyle's Delight by Naomi Lucas.

SPEAKER_03 34:05

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

Um, and in both of these, the gargoyles in mm gargoyle form do not have penises or balls.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Really?

SPEAKER_01 34:13

But as of a transformation out of their stone state to their physical state, they do gain cock and balls.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

They grow they grow cock and balls.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

They it's kind of in the the ambiguity of the stone.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

It's their cock and balls are stored in the room.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

Oh god, I gotta go to my room and get my cock and balls.

SPEAKER_01 34:34

Um the gargoyles have tails here.

SPEAKER_02 34:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

But what did the gargoyle tails look like in the show?

SPEAKER_02 34:42

Uh they're like big and long. Do they have like a point at the end or they just like Some of them have a point in the end, some are kind of like um Like a cat like an undetail alligator tail.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

Uh he's got like a cat-like tail.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Oh, interesting. And hit So kinda it kinda like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

But without fur, because he's a stone guy.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Yeah, he doesn't have fur.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

He's bald.

SPEAKER_02 35:03

He's bald?

SPEAKER_01 35:04

He's bald, he's got no hair.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

He's bald.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

He's bald.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Bald that's the most devastating. Is he bald in his human form?

SPEAKER_01 35:12

No.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

He has hair in his human form?

SPEAKER_01 35:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

What's his hair look like? What's his hairstyle?

SPEAKER_01 35:18

Okay, wait, wait. He might have hair in his gargoyle form, but it starts really far back. Cause if you That's devastating. Because if you look at the cover of this book, which will be in the I've got a bald, it's receding. Because if you look at the cover of this book, which is going to be the episode image, his hairline is like non-existent between his horns, and his horns start like halfway back on his head, which would suggest that he's got like that half moon kind of like haircut or hairline.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

He needs to go to Turkey.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

Apparently.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

I'm flying to Istanbul.

SPEAKER_01 35:50

Because I can't remember if they talk about them being bald or if they have hair. I don't know. Whatever. Um.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

Sure. He's got he's got kind of uh he's got a far back hairline.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

He's got a crazy hairline.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

He's really picking up these hoes on his charm.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

And his penis size.

SPEAKER_01 36:08

Uh, but he's got this tail. Going back to my tail thing, the tail is described as most of these monster romances are, as an erogenous, erotic, sensitive zone for him. What? Yes. If most of these monster romances, if they have a tail, the tail in and of itself is an erogenous, erotic thing.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 36:27

So they don't want you touching the tail. Same as wings.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

Wings are also always very Don't touch my tail and wings that gigs me hard.

SPEAKER_01 36:33

Yeah, they're like, they're like, ugh, like a whole thing. Um or gills, if they're fish people. Any non-human uh entity is just erotic to monsters. Um, so anyway, his hairless cat-like erogenous tail is also ridged like his penis for her pleasure.

SPEAKER_02 36:52

For her pleasure.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

So he shoves his tail up her button.

SPEAKER_02 36:55

What up her butt? Up her button, ass?

SPEAKER_01 37:00

Yeah. That no. How how big is his tail? The size of a normal penis. I mean the Well the the diameter of it is normal.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

The tail is kind of penis sized.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

The circum this the not the circumcision.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

The the circumference.

SPEAKER_01 37:18

The circumference of the tail is normal penis size. So we're gonna go ahead and say it's a five and a half uh uh circumference tail.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_01 37:26

Ridged for her pleasure.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

Upper butt.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Upper butt.

SPEAKER_01 37:30

With his giant penis.

SPEAKER_02 37:31

Well, is it really because like the ridging is like for p for pussy purposes, I assume. Okay, we talked- is the ridging for butt?

SPEAKER_01 37:38

We talked about this during the losers.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

I don't like butt stuff. Sure. I hate butt stuff.

SPEAKER_03 37:44

Big facts.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

Don't touch my butthole.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

So I don't know. We might need to get a butthole expert on here to talk about ribs for her.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Forensic a forensic butthole expert for the rib for her pleasure tale.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Yeah, to see if it fits into the booty sensation or if it's not, because I cannot speak on it and you cannot speak on it.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

Well, I mean it could just be it could be for pussy pleasure, and then all he just he's just like, this can also go in your butt for sure. And she's like, Yeah, let's do that. That sounds funny.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Yeah, I funny. What if you shoved it up my butt?

SPEAKER_02 38:16

You know, that would be so fucking funny if you put that up my butt. I mean, that's like there there's like a genre of man where that just is like the type of stuff they think of.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

Yeah, unfortunately I dated.

SPEAKER_02 38:27

Bro, it would be so funny if I put this thing up my butt.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

Bro, unfortunately I dated those guys, which is why no one can touch my butt now. Trauma trinkets! Ah! Sprinkle it in. Um, so they fuck real big and she falls asleep in this cave.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

Okay, in the cave?

SPEAKER_01 38:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:45

I could never fall asleep in a cave.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

I doubt that. You can fall asleep anywhere.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

I cannot. Are you kidding me? That would be so I would wake up with such a pain in my neck.

SPEAKER_01 38:54

Yeah, well you're old. She's she's like 20 something.

SPEAKER_02 38:57

Oh, then yeah, she's she can sleep anyway.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

Yeah. Um, while she's asleep, his brother shows up. This brother, I can't remember his name, it starts with a D. I'm gonna call him David. It might be Davies, I don't know, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 39:08

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 39:08

Uh the brother shows up and he's like, What are you doing here? Uh, and he's like, I had to blow off some steam, and this brother's like, She's asleep, you still have her here, and Titan is like, Yeah, I need her for this party in a week, so she's gonna be around for a while.

SPEAKER_02 39:23

She's gonna hang around. She's kind of gonna hang around for a while. This is this is realistic for when you're for when your boy starts dating a a woman and you she's she's like trying to like fit into the group dynamic.

SPEAKER_01 39:34

Big facts. Um, so You were that girl. So this guy, shut up.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

The brother is like, can she hang though?

SPEAKER_01 39:43

The answer was always yes. I always made sure I could hang.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

I'm the ones hangin'est bitch.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

I was in my teens, not anymore.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

Not anymore.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

Not anymore. I don't try anymore. Fuck men. Um, so this Gargoyle, David, fake name David, yeah. Uh, is like, hey, Titan, you gotta get back to the penthouse. All the witches have gathered, and they need to talk to you because Titan is the leader of the club.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Yo, witch party.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

Basically. And Titan's like, fine, I'll go back, but can you take Jules back home? And so they wrap her up like a burrito, and David carries her back to the penthouse.

SPEAKER_02 40:23

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 40:25

David seems kind of angry about Jules being there, but like very focused on it too. He's like, why is she around? Like, what's up? Like, he's very sus of his brother.

SPEAKER_03 40:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

Um, the next morning, Jules wakes up and she's back at the tower, but she keeps getting calls from her mom. And she hasn't talked to her mom in years because the mom is, you know, suing her to keep all her money.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Oh, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 40:47

So her mom keeps calling, her mom keeps calling, and she gets so fucking fed up, she answers, she's like, What do you fucking want? And the mom's like, Oh, I can't call. I can't love my daughter. What is wrong with you? I'm still your mother.

SPEAKER_02 40:59

You never call.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

You know, I was just looking through all this stuff I have of all these awards from when you were little and it just made me miss you. And the daughter's like, I don't give a fuck about those, so you can throw them out for all I care. And the mom's like, well, I'd really love to meet and talk to you. And the daughter's like, I want to fucking talk to you. And the mom is like, Well, I want to talk to you because you know, I only kept this money because, you know, I felt it was right for what I would owe. But like, I I think the ex-manager is taking it too far. He keeps doing things that make me nervous. I don't like it, I want to meet and talk with you. Sure. And Jules, even though she hates your fucking mom, is like, we should meet then, because in her mind, she's like, I could use this to win my case and give it to my lawyer.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Okay. Nice. Okay. The mom's like, also, streets say you're fucking a gargoyle guy, and I want to talk about that.

SPEAKER_01 41:49

Uh, because she's now staying for a week with Titan, Titan sent her money that morning for$30,000.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

$42,500 for those keeping track.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

No.

SPEAKER_01 42:03

Pocket Watchers, uh Pocket Watchers Unite. Pocket Watchers Unite. Uh hit that link in chat. Um, so she pays her lawyer, she's like, I'm gonna go meet with my mom, I'm gonna get some tea. Laura's like, whatever. Um, she goes and meets her mom at like a very unbraided version of the garden. You would understand that because you're from California, but that was the hot and poppin' restaurant all the celebrities went to in 2000 and something. So basically she's just like a traditional Hollywood restaurant.

SPEAKER_02 42:33

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 42:33

Um she meets her mom, her mom seems really nervous, and her mom keeps looking at her phone. Um, and she's like, What do you want? What's this guy doing? And she goes, Oh, I don't want to talk about that, I want to talk about you. Like, are you dating anyone? And she's like, No, I'm not dating anyone. She goes, Are you sure you're not dating anyone? And the mom keeps looking at her phone, and Jules is like, what the fuck is going on? And then it all clicks for her. She goes, Oh my fucking god, are you recording this conversation? And the mom is like, I didn't know, and like grabs the phone and Jules' like, you're totally fucking recording this conversation. I thought you wanted a relationship with me. You're a fucking liar. And she leaves, um, and uh like is crying because she thought she could trust her mom and it's like being betrayed all over again.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

Go no contact with your mom.

SPEAKER_01 43:15

Go no contact with your mom that you're suing. Duh! Um, and as she's like walking, she notices a shadow and she looks up and it's Titan on top of a building. Titan flies down in his gargoyle form.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

That was rough.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

And was like, I she's like, what are you doing here? He goes, uh, the assistant told me you were here. I didn't want you to be by yourself. Like, I wanted to come check in with you. You know I don't trust your mom. And she's crying, and she's like, she was recording me and she was just lying, and you know, how can I trust her? Blah blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

This kind of reminds me of Room.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Titan is like that fucking bitch. Like, how can I help you? And Jules is like, I don't want your help, I want to do this on my own. I've been doing this on my own for 10 years, I don't need Your help now, like this is important to me, I do it on my own. She's like, he's like fine, but like we are the Gargoyles run a security agency for monsters that work in Hollywood and also in their human disguises for Hollywood people.

SPEAKER_02 44:22

How many how many how many of the strange are in Hollywood?

SPEAKER_01 44:26

A lot. Apparently, it's a very central location for.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

Oh, for sure. Um more like the monsters run the world. Do you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 44:36

JC Cut that.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

No. Cut that out.

SPEAKER_01 44:40

No, um, uh, okay, so he's like, well, we run a security agency. Like, let me at least help a little bit. Like, it would be no issue. And she's like, ugh, fine. Uh, like you can look stuff up online. He goes, Yeah, I already did.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

I kind of can't look- Oh, he already did that?

SPEAKER_01 44:57

He already did that. He's like, actually, I already did. She's like, You did? He goes, Yeah, well, like, if I was gonna meet with you, I had to look stuff up. So, of course, like I learned about your mom and your ex-manager.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

Yeah, I know about that.

SPEAKER_01 45:06

And she's like, Okay, like she was trying to record me, of course, and like that makes me feel bad. He goes, Eh, there's some worse stuff than that. And she's like, What do you fucking mean? And he's like, uh so your ex-manager was catfishing you on the sugar baby site as one of the guys you were talking to.

SPEAKER_03 45:24

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

So they know you were sugar baby baby.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

Sugar I'm a sugar baber.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

So they know you were sugar babying, and they have been in conversation with their lawyer to not only keep your money, but to get you under like a protective order, kind of like what Britney Spears does.

SPEAKER_02 45:45

Yeah, Britney Spears style.

SPEAKER_01 45:46

So that way they can control not only your money, yeah, but you and force you to take more jobs that they would collect the money for under this protective act. Sure. And she's like, what the fuck? What am I gonna do? Like, what am I supposed to do? Like, I he he knows that I was sugar babying, like that makes me seem like an unstable person in Hollywood because it's sex, you know, work, and that's you know, illegal in, you know, the United States, uh, except for one tiny place in Nevada. And so, uh, I don't know what to do. He goes, haha, baby girl, let me take care of it for you. She goes, I don't want to do, I want to do it myself. He goes, girl, I'm a gargoyle, let me do it for you. Let me do it for you. But don't do anything. Just gather the evidence, and if you can, like, delete it. Like, I don't want them to have recordings of me or photos of me like that. I but don't do anything else.

SPEAKER_03 46:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:41

Like, and make sure no one's home. Uh, and Titan's like, ha bet. Um, so Titan and his brother David, who is their main security guy, um go out to the ex-manager's house. But we find out the ex-manager and the mom have been living together and are in a relationship. What? And Titan and his brother David, whatever, break in and find like a whole room of files.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

This is kind of like room. Um with files.

SPEAKER_01 47:19

It turns out that the mom and this ex-manager have had her followed by a private investigator for years.

SPEAKER_03 47:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:28

And this private investigator has been taking photos of her on dates, uh, going into strip clubs with girlfriends for like bachelorette parties and shit like that. And they've like compiled a bunch of evidence to make her look like an unstable sexual minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, and Titan like freaks the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

He's like losing his mind. He's now like filing through all the photos and files to like find everything and take it when all of a sudden they hear the door open.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

He's typing into his private eye or like his security database, what's her body count?

SPEAKER_01 48:01

Um They hear the door open downstairs, and David the Gargoyle is like, oh fuck, we gotta go. Let's get our let's get our shit and go.

SPEAKER_03 48:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:10

Um Titan is like, wait a fucking minute. And David's like, no, and then the ex-manager comes up the stairs, and David's trying to pull Titan out of the house.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

Hold me back, bro.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

Like, bro, you can't do this. Like, this is this is not good. Titan flies at the ex-manager.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:29

Pins him to the wall.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

Is he is he in gargoyle mode? Yes. What?

SPEAKER_01 48:34

Starts punching this guy in the face. Oh my god. And he's like, I black out, I just punch him until there's nothing but pulp under my hand. Jesus Christ. And then eventually, David the Gargoyle pulls him off by being like, Jules, we're gonna want this, you have to stop. Do it for Jules. And eventually, like, Titan comes out of this haze and he's like, oh fuck. But he's like, I'm not gonna lose this opportunity. So he gets in this guy's face that he's basically beaten to the brink of death.

SPEAKER_02 48:59

Okay. And he's like, if you were fucking talk to her again, I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

And he's like, drop the fucking case around.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

Um so the manager is like, oh, okay, I know exactly who did this. I know exactly what this is about and who sent this.

SPEAKER_01 49:16

So Titan and David the Gargoyle, David Asterix the Gargoyle fly home, and David the Gargoyle's like, I'll take care of all this. Uh, you should go calm down. You're kind of a little riled up.

SPEAKER_02 49:29

You're you're being a lot, bro.

SPEAKER_01 49:31

So Titan goes and finds Jules. Jules is in the bathtub. Jules and Titan get it on a little bit. Jules turns around and is like, you're covered in blood, and he's like, Don't trip. And she, for some reason, even though she's been around gargoyles, don't worry about it. Is like, oh, it's probably a gargoyle's blood.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

What gargoyle? I beat the shit out of one of my brothers.

SPEAKER_01 49:53

Yeah, right. She's like, Well, well, he must have just found Maximus because I forgot to mention something. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. That's my reverse sound.

SPEAKER_02 50:02

Cut this.

SPEAKER_01 50:02

Oh, that's my reverse sound. Uh, at the party.

SPEAKER_02 50:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 50:07

Titan sensed another strange. They can sense strange.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 50:12

But there was no witches there.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

There's no witches.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

And one of the brothers was like, yeah, we sensed it too. It was Maximus. Because Maximus survived the collapse of the room.

SPEAKER_02 50:22

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

Who would have thought only the other gargoyle named survived the collapse of the room? The one who's important to the plot is important to the plot. Shocker. Um, shocker. Um, so beep beep beep beep. Going back to where we were.

SPEAKER_02 50:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

My fast forward sound.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

Yeah. Did you never fast forward anything?

SPEAKER_01 50:42

I can't. I don't know how to make the sound with my mouth, I'm sorry. Okay, thank you, JC, for that.

SPEAKER_02 50:46

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 50:47

Um Back to where we were.

SPEAKER_02 50:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 50:52

She's like, he must be covered in blood because he found Maximus and beat the shit out of him.

SPEAKER_02 50:56

No girl.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

No concerns. So she's in the bathtub, he picks her up out of the bathtub, they go in the shower, he's like, Show me that pussy, he washes all the blood off. They bone in the shower, he gets so horny and into it, he punches through the tile. Girl, that's all I could think about. And he's like, he's like, he's like gripping like the piping and like Oh, that's bad for the plumbing. I know. And he's like boning her hand through the wall the whole time I'm thinking, do you know how long that's gonna fucking take to repair?

SPEAKER_02 51:28

No my god, it's gonna take forever.

SPEAKER_01 51:29

Girl, and god forbid they forget to order the tile that you need. I say this as experience as someone who does not have a bathroom with no tile. I didn't punch through the wall, though. I just want to make that- I didn't fuck Jayce so hard, I punched through the tile wall. This just happened on Facebook.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Thank you for thank you for that.

SPEAKER_01 51:45

JC's pussy could not drive me to that frenzy, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_02 51:49

Unfortunately.

SPEAKER_01 51:51

Okay, so they do this big thing, Titan destroys the shower, they fall asleep cuddling. In the morning.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

She's like, what's what was up with all that blood, by the way?

SPEAKER_01 52:01

Wrong. Jules wakes up to a bunch of phone calls. She listens to a message and it's her mom hysterically screaming, like, Why did you fucking do this? He could have fucking died. We know it was you. We're gonna call the cops. We only wanted your money, and now we're gonna destroy you.

SPEAKER_02 52:17

She only wanted your money.

SPEAKER_01 52:19

And Jules is like gonna stay in a shop. So she turns around, tightens asleep, and she's like, What the fuck did you do? And he goes, he goes, I had to do it for you, baby girl. And she goes, I told you not to do anything. Why would you fucking do this? You've made this worse for me.

SPEAKER_02 52:33

Uh woo, I'm baby.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

And so she goes to like punch him in the face and he grabs her hand and he goes, You can be mad at me, but if you punch me, you're just gonna break your hand. And she's like, What the fuck is wrong with you? And so she's like losing her mind. Um, and she gets dressed and she leaves and she goes, I can't believe you did this to me. I never want to talk to you again. And he goes, I paid you to do this what I need, so you have to. She goes, Fine, I will do what I have to do in a week, but I don't have to spend my time here with you. So don't talk to me. I'll see you at this fucking party, and then we're done. I want nothing to do from you from now on.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 53:05

Titan's like, I don't even care.

SPEAKER_02 53:07

Good for her.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

She's back at her apartment. At her apartment, she gets a call from her lawyer that the lawsuit has been dropped.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

Dude, I guess if you get beat to the brink of death, it kind of works to influence people.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

That would not work on me. You don't think so? No, if I'm if I'm suing somebody and they send someone to beat the shit out of me, yeah. I you What are you gonna do? Say a gargoyle attacked me? Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm not gonna say a gargoyle, I'm gonna say she sent someone.

SPEAKER_01 53:37

A gargo you have to Whatever. Um, so I'm not saying the word gargoyle. So Jules gets the call that the the charges whatever, everything's dropped. The case is dropped, she's gonna get her money. Um, and she's fucking furious about this.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

Because she's like I can't believe I got all this money.

SPEAKER_01 53:57

She's like, I've been working for 10 years, night and day, to get this case sorted. And Titan, at the very end of my battle, was able to carry it across the fucking finish line. And the lawyer's like, yeah, I don't know what happened, but they said they don't want to deal with you anymore and it's too much risk. So it turns out that Titan beating the shit out of her ex-manager is what got the case dropped and got her her money.

SPEAKER_02 54:21

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 54:22

And so she's like, I can't believe he did this to me. I got my money, but like at the end of the day, someone else had to do it to take care of me, and that's not okay with me because I just wanted to be independent because last time I depended on someone to do something for me.

SPEAKER_02 54:33

They took all my money.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

They took all my money. So she's upset.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

For sure.

SPEAKER_01 54:37

Uh, and she starts screaming about how much she hates Titan to the trees in LA around her apartment.

SPEAKER_02 54:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:44

Whatever, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 54:45

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 54:46

Uh, okay. It's the finale. They go to the party, that is the unveiling. Jules shows up to Titan's apartment in the outfit he told her to wear that he paid for, and she's kind of being a sassy bitch and flirty and like intentionally bothering him.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

What's the outfit?

SPEAKER_01 55:00

It's like a low back, low-cut, high slit gold mini dress.

SPEAKER_02 55:08

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 55:08

Don't say nice.

SPEAKER_02 55:10

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

He does say, like, those aren't the shoes I told you to wear, and she goes, You don't get to tell me what to do.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

What shoe what what are the shoes?

SPEAKER_01 55:15

They're like tie-up Grecian heels.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. I was hoping they would be like Converse.

SPEAKER_01 55:21

Girl, no, she's into like squirky. She's into like Christian- No, she's not quirky. She's a very traditional girly girl. She's blonde. She's hot. She's blonde?

SPEAKER_02 55:28

Ew. Ew. Ew.

SPEAKER_01 55:30

So she shows up, they go to the party, she's big flirting, all the guys are obsessed with her. She's constantly surrounded by the guy who only calls her by her character name. There's like a blonde little guy who keeps falling around and everyone's just like attracted to her because she's like magical and glowing and shit like that.

SPEAKER_02 55:43

And she's kind of hot.

SPEAKER_01 55:44

Uh uh Titan is like so upset, all he can think about is jewels. And he keeps wandering around the party downstairs, being like, I don't feel the pull. And David the Gargoyle, through their comms, is like, bro, you good? And he's like, Yeah, I just like I can't feel the pull, can you? And they're like, Yeah, we can fucking feel it.

SPEAKER_02 56:03

Yeah, I can pretty much I I pretty much only feel the pull.

SPEAKER_01 56:06

Yeah, and he's like, uh, and then his brother David Asterix is like, dude, I think you're got the pool for jewels.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

I think you have the pool for jewels.

SPEAKER_01 56:16

And he's like, no, no, no, no, that can't be a thing.

SPEAKER_02 56:18

Jules is kind of room for you.

SPEAKER_01 56:20

And David David the Gargoyle Asterix is like, no, man, it's okay. Like, I think you're just you want jewels. I'm like, that's chill. Like, he and Tiny's like, I'm not gonna abandon our fight. And they're like, we don't think you're going to, but like, it's okay.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

You want jewels the way we want room.

SPEAKER_01 56:33

What the biblically um so Jules goes upstairs because something scares her. It turns out that um, like, Harris and the blonde guy keep bothering her, and she's just getting like a little overwhelmed. And she goes upstairs with uh the guy whose party it is. Sure. Some of the brothers in their human disguise are downstairs and they're there to talk to the guy whose party it is, and they're like, We're with the FBI Art Crimes Division.

SPEAKER_02 57:02

Hell yes.

SPEAKER_01 57:03

And so the guy whose party it is gets like pulled out, and this is like part of their big plan to get a distraction to go up there and do what they need to do. But Titan's too deep in his feels. Jules is upstairs, mad as hell at Titan. The guy left the vault open because he wanted to show her something to like show off and get pussy. She's like hitting that golem.

SPEAKER_02 57:23

She's like, My precious.

SPEAKER_01 57:25

What if I steal?

SPEAKER_02 57:27

Hell yes.

SPEAKER_01 57:27

I need that. So she goes in, she picks up this stone.

SPEAKER_02 57:30

Which is pathological.

SPEAKER_01 57:32

I know. She goes in, she picks up the stone, she goes, This is what everyone's tripping balls over. Alright. She shoves it into her clutch purse.

SPEAKER_02 57:38

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

Fucking bounces. She just leaves the party, and the whole time she's like, Yeah, fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 57:44

Wait, she uh she Irish goodbyes? She doesn't even say goodbye to nobody.

SPEAKER_01 57:47

Correct. She Irish goodbyes, and the whole time she's thinking, Titan fucking stole my legal victory from me, so I'm gonna steal the keystone from him.

SPEAKER_02 57:58

Suck on that Titan. I know. And Titan's brother. What did Titan's brothers do? They don't notice. Well well, what I'm saying is why is she because she's punishing Titan, but she's also punishing his sick ass brothers.

SPEAKER_01 58:09

I mean, she's kind of single-minded at this point in time.

SPEAKER_02 58:12

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:13

Um so she's walking away and she's like, I just stole something really important from a really powerful guy in Hollywood. I should probably try to get out of here sooner than later. So she starts walking away to get an Uber, because she doesn't want proof that she pulled an Uber that close to where something was stolen. Um, and the blonde guy from the party's behind her, and she's like, uh, and she sees that he has a big ring. And she's like, Okay, well the only people who have rings are Titan's brothers, so she tries trying to guess who it is, and he's like, No, and she's like, Oh my god, it's Maximus!

SPEAKER_02 58:42

And he's like god it's Maximus.

SPEAKER_01 58:45

Yeah. And he's like, give me the fucking stone, and she's like, ha no. And he's like, Give me the fucking stone, and she's like, ha no. And he keeps like coming at her, and she's like, Oh my god, this guy like tried to kill all the like gargoyles. Like, he's really violent, I should leave. So she tries to trick him by throwing her phone into the street, pretending it's the stone.

SPEAKER_02 59:05

That's funny. Wait, he doesn't know what the stone or a phone look like?

SPEAKER_01 59:09

I guess she hides it. I don't know, girl.

SPEAKER_02 59:12

She is she she is like the trick you do for dogs where you pretend to throw it and they like turn around. Is that also working on him?

SPEAKER_01 59:20

The pole apparently works in a very large range rather than central. Okay, so she pulls the phone out, she throws the phone into the street, there goes her means of communication, she rips off her heels, she leaves them in the bushes, she runs to a local garage because there's lots of cars going in and out, and she figures there has to be someone there, and she knows that the strange doesn't like to expose themselves to humans.

SPEAKER_02 59:40

A bug guy in a white t-shirt is there, he's like he's talking about family.

SPEAKER_01 59:45

It all ties together in the end.

SPEAKER_02 59:46

They drift through the streets of Los Angeles.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

So she's in the parking lot, there is no guy there, all of a sudden all the cars like that keep going in and out are not there. Um Maximus is like a band in his disguise.

SPEAKER_02 59:58

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 59:59

He runs at her.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:00

Wait, what does he look like as a gargoyle?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

A gargoyle?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:04

He just looks like a he d he do all the gargoyles look the same?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:06

He has something slightly different where like his whole thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

Is he also bald?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:10

Yeah. Okay, I think he's slightly different in that he's like slightly smaller than Titan, but he has like a like a p spiky ball at the end of his tail.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:19

Oh, okay, sick.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:20

Yeah, so he's like kind of more menacing. His claws are bigger. Uh he's like teeth are like more fangs rather than just like two fangs.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

What are we talking penis-wise?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:29

We I don't know. She doesn't see his cockin' balls.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:31

She doesn't see his cock and balls?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:32

She's kind of busy.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:33

Oh I mean, is he also wearing a loyal?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

He's not nakedy. So so surely she can see a swangin'.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:41

She's not looking.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

She's not even looking.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:43

No, he runs and goes, tries to corner her in the uh parking garage. Two other gargoyles that aren't the brothers come out of the sky. Turns out more than just Maximus survived and nobody bothered to find that out.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:56

Yeah, yeah, it seems like all the gar gargoyles are fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:59

So they're like trying to like convince her to give them the keystone, and then they start like kicking her and punching her.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:06

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

So they're just beating women at this point in time. Um Titan at this point in time has noticed that Jules is gone. David Asterix Gargoyle said.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:19

The poll sucks, by the way. Unhelpful.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:22

Says she's left, someone's following her, you need to get to her, it doesn't feel safe. Titan follows her, sees it's the blonde little bitch, doesn't realize it's a gargoyle, goes into the garage, she's because I guess he's far enough behind them, sees all the gargoyles punching and beating on his bitch, he loses his mind, beats a bunch of them, knocks one out, one flies away, there's Maximus. Uh Jules is on the ground, like bleeding. Uh all the other gargoyles show up. Uh Maximus is like, I'm not leaving till I get the stone. And he like rips the bag out of like passed out um Jules' hand.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:00

Flies away. And she's like, I'm sorry, I lost the stone. And he's like, I don't even care. And she's like, haha, psych. She reaches under a car, she has the stone. She's she hid it the whole time.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:10

Damn, surely he's turning right around though.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:13

The pull is not very good, apparently.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:17

It's like, um It's like in um the last Star Wars movie, the like map to the MacGuffin or whatever the fuck they're looking for in that movie, is like a little arm that comes out of a knife and then just points at like a part of like this ginormous ship. The pole is just that, it's just like pointing at California.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:38

It feels like when I go to do the find my phone location and it's just like vaguely in this area.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:42

Yeah, it just it just encompasses our whole neighborhood.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:45

Yeah, great, helpful. Um so they have the stone. The brothers take the stone, they fly it back to their house, they keep it there. Titan picks up his bitch, flies her back to the penthouse, fixes up her boo-boos, and is like, I'm sorry. And she's like, You said you don't need me, and he's like, I lied. Uh, and then they uh do some fuckies. Uh during the fuckies, uh, he's like, say you don't want my cock, and she's like, I can't. And he's like, say you don't create this. And she's like, I can't. He's like, say you don't want me. And she's like, I can't. And he's like, say you don't love me. She's like, I can't. So that's how she says she loves him.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:25

Oh my god, and that means she loves him.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:26

I mean she loves him.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:27

God. Um stupid.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:32

No, we can't insult books on this pod. Um okay, so.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

Are you kidding me? I'm insulting hella books.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:39

I know you are. It makes me so nervous that an author's gonna listen to it and be like, no, and then like have beef with us.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:44

I don't want beef. Very small podcast.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:47

It's got like at least the first episode of 29 listeners. Anyway, anyway, don't let me flex our popularity. Um he's like, stay with me, and she's like, I will. Uh there's an epilogue, uh, they fuck more, they confirm their love, and that they're gonna stay together forever, though they do not address that uh the gargirl is immortal and she is a solid.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:10

Yeah, I was about to say. Wait, do they go to room?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:14

They don't find room.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:15

They don't find it?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:16

They just have the keystone now. They There are five more books this author is adding to this.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

Oh, there's a bunch more. Okay. This is just the first one in the series. Yeah. Gotcha. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:25

Uh Titan is now forever officially her daddy Dom.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:28

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:28

And she is forever his baby girl.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:30

Yeah, forevermore I own that pussy.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:32

And buy her things.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:34

And buy her things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:35

She got a boyfriend, a house.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

A family.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:40

Her career back.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:41

I mean, she didn't.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:41

Her money. And 32,000.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:44

I think it was 4250.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:46

You're right. Thank you for keeping that.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:47

42,500.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:48

See, JC, you pocket watch too.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:50

I pocket watch too.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:51

See, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:52

Even the best of us do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

Yeah, you can't help yourself. So that's uh Titan, Colonel A Gargoyle's Daddy Dom romance. The next one, in case you're curious, is called Rook. It's one of the brothers. Colon, a Gargoyle's Primal Play romance.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:08

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

We're getting King Kong, King Kong Kink.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:11

King Kong, King Kong, Kink type shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:13

What do you think? Are you in love?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:15

I mean, it it sounds fun. How what was it like to read this?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:18

I really like it. I'm gonna be dead ass with you. I love a good, I love a good Daddy Dom. I love a good I love a little a little like make me baby take care of me. I don't wanna have to make decisions type shit. Um, I've read a different Daddy Dom book before, but I cannot remember which one. But there's just something, it's nice. I mean, I hate Hollywood.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:39

I hate this blonde little bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:41

Do all the books take place in Hollywood?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:43

And Holly Weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:45

Where the Holly Strange live, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

Holly Strange. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:49

Um Wait.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

Titan did nothing about Harvey Weinstein. That's fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:55

Harvey he did Titan did nothing about Jeffrey Epstein.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:58

Yeah, Titan they're trying Truly, so much has come out in terms of like um sexual misconduct.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:04

He's a security company, not a sexual assault prevention company.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:10

I mean, I would I would argue that's part of security.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:13

I would argue that Harvey Weinstein probably hired his firm. I think he's complicit in a lot of the sexual violence in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:29

Uh two of two of Titan's unnamed brothers. At least unnamed on this podcast. Yeah, because I can't remember the names. Is the Russian and Ukrainian guy following Ronan Farrow around? Oh like send like DMing him pictures of a gun. That's why all the threats are weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

What?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:46

Oh my god. Yeah, so it was fun. I love a good Daddy Dom romance. Uh I think it would kill me in real life because that sounds like too much work since like a 24-7 dynamic, but like Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:00

It does sound like you have you have to have like a severe commitment to the bit. In a way that I do not, I would, I would be like, whatever. Can you uh dad Daddy says um sit uh sit there and so we can watch Go More Girls.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:13

Yeah, I but it is it's it's someone as I mentioned, it's someone who doesn't have a dad, it's very like, oh that's nice. He like cares about her. Um so it's good. I thought I was gonna fucking hate this book because it's so fucking cheesy. And then Jules has like a big emotional moment about how like betrayed she feels because her mom never loved her and she thought it was love, but really it was just her mom living vicariously through her and like controlling her, and like that's not what love is, and now she doesn't even know what love is, and she's like broken, and I'm like, ha, me too. And that got me crying a little bit. Oh yeah, and then I was like, never mind, I'm in it. This book rocks. So I related a little to I hated her because she was blonde and hot and famous and like doing great in life, and then she's like, my mom never loved me, and I was like, fuck. I was like, damn, we twinsies, huh? So uh no, I really liked it. But I think that's what's uh different between you and I is um you like a book if it's like written beautifully and if it has good metaphors.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:11

Not not entirely, but I do that is something I I appreciate is is craft.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:16

I think the better the more I relate and can heal minuscule trauma through romance books, the better it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:26

I like I like books with um perspective.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:29

You don't like books that relate to any trauma you have.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:32

At least in my not no, I don't like that actually.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:35

Any books I have where they're like I have this trauma and then I am loved enough by a gargoyle that I have family and I am safe and I'm like, I want Well, because for me, I I have the perspective on like my own experiences and traumas and whatnot.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:50

And so I don't need I don't I don't really need a n a novel to like display it out there. I like one that has a perspective that I don't have or I wouldn't have considered. Um so that's that's something that I like in a book, or something that like um, you know, in the case of like The Idiot by Dostoevsky, for example, where it's um like really heavily on his perspective as someone kind of adjacent to elites in Russia, but who still um I mean you know Dostoevsky spent like 10 years in a gulag um in czarist Russia. So I that's just like a perspective that I would never have, and so I I think that's that's like fun and interesting to read for me. Um and then also if if it's written well and there's like a beautiful metaphor, what the fuck ever that's gravy. Um but no, I get what you're saying in in terms of like um reading a book that makes you feel seen and validated is an I I I would understand that as an invaluable thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:59

I didn't seen invalidated, it's like um seeing someone with the same issues heal in a way that you cannot.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:06

That you cannot. Girl, you're great, love you, you don't fulfill the missing You don't fulfill the I could never be Titan, yo.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:18

First of all, no, you couldn't. Second of all, you don't fulfill the like parts of personality that are fundamentally broken by not having parents that care about you. Sorry, bud. But also, like, there's no gargoyles in the world, so there's no like healing of trauma in like one relationship either. Both of these are fantasy. And I think that's what's kind of fun. I want to touch on that. In these fantasy books where there's monsters, it's always like, haha, there's monsters and there's aliens and the aliens fuck you, but also trauma is healed in a very straightforward linear way. And goddamn, if that's not the most fantastical thing about all of these fucking books. It's bullshit. Anyway, this is now a trauma podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:57

Uh Welcome to the trauma pod.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:59

Welcome to uh clitotrauma, uh bad naming.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:03

Clit of trauma.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:04

Clitrama. Uh, and so now we're gonna we're gonna, you know, go talk about our feelings for the next 17 episodes, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:12

No, we're not. We're gonna talk about Jay C's book next. I don't know what JC's reading next to figure out. Some bullshit with metaphors. Where's the cock and balls?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:20

Where's the dick and balls and penis and stuff?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:22

What do you call it the cherry and stem? The stem cherries and stem?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:25

Twig and berries.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:26

Ugh, anyway. Uh anything you'd like to add, Mr. Fuck?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:31

Have a good, y'all.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:32

Have a good card. No sense of justice. We save their lives and they replay us with the biggest thing.